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Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts up.
Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps of the window, then realizes:
Shit! i m the husband!.

Aisa Husband ya Boyfriend Ho!!!
6---6--2 jiski height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping karke jab bhi aaoon to bole,
?begum, tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhe rani bana kar rakkhe to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sassur ke samne jo kahe, ?meri jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi hamari fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Jahan chahoon jaaoon, jo chahoon karoon, kuchh is tarah ki life ho,
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
aisa ho jaye to main udoon neelay aasman mein jaise ke udti kite ho,
husband apna aisa bright ho

There was a guy who just got out of a really bad divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie--s lamp.
The genie came out and said, Hello master. I will grant you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy didn--t like that part but he made a wish anyway. For his first wish, he said,

Genie, I want a house in Hawaii. POOF!!! He got one house, his wife got two. This didn--t make him happy but, he made his second wish.

Genie,I want 2 billion dollars. POOF! He got two billion, his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn--t very happy. The genie says,You have one wish left. I have to remind you, what ever you wish for your wife gets double. The guy says, Yeah,yeah.I know. So the guy thinks real hard and says

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!

EK DAFA HUSBAND WIFE MAI JHAGRA HOJATA HAI KISI BAAT KO LE K OR PHIR UN DONO KA MOOD KHARAB HOJATA HAI. AESE HI MOOD MAI WO DONO LONG DRIVE PE JAATE HAI. FOOT PATH PE UN DONO KO DONKEYS CHALTE HUE NAZAR AATE HAI, TOE HUSBAND WIFE SE KEHTA HAI K WO DEKHO TUMHARE RISHTEDAAR JAA RAHE HAI, WIFE BARI HOSIYAARI SE JAWAAB DETI HAI, HAA MERE RISHTEDAAR ROE HAI MAGAR SUSRAALI.
HAAAAAAA

wife apny husband sy boli ager mai mar jaungi too aap ky kryngy too husband bola mai bhi mar jaunga wife boli app kyun mr jayngy husband bola kabhi kabhi insan zyada kushi sy bhi mar jata hai

Husband: If i die..will u RE-marry?
Wife: No! I will stay with My sister.

Wife: If i die will u Re-marry?
Husband: No.. I will also stay with her

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?
because:

(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

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WIFE: Darling do u know that in HEAVEN husband and wife don?t live together. Husband : Honey, thats why its called HEAVEN!