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husband apni wife ko baar-baar ye kah kar bulataa hai ! are mere 4 bachchon ki maa sunti ho ? wife sunti rahti hai aur ek baar gusse me kahti hai bolo mere 3 bachcho ke baap .......

Husband : aaj tak tum kitne mardo ke saath soyi ho ?
Wife : such bolu to main sirf aapke saath soyi hu, baki sabhi ke saath sari sari raat jagi hu..

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession...even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!


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I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then.I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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What--s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...



Aftab khan

wife: asked husband if I die what do you do?
husband: may be I die because of too much happiness.
Naeem Jan

Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!
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Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho ladka mujhe smile de raha hai....

Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tmhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....

Husband - tum kon hoo
Biwi - pagal hogay kiya apniBiwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND - nasha her ghambhola deta hai

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.