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AIK HUSBAND NAY BARAY GHUSAY SAY KAHA BEWI SAY,JULDI KHANA LAOO MERE PAIT MAIN CHUHAY KUDD RHAY HAIN
BEWI:HI ALLAH MAINE TO MURGHEE PAKAI THEE

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.

She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.

She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face, played with his hair softly, sweetly and.....
*PHATTTAKK*
....slapped his face!!!

The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!

That''s when the wife showed him her phone which showed....

"Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago"

sometimes technology... :D :) :D

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

;-> Begum day.;->

aik husband ka begum ko pegham.

Meri piyari BEGUM
SWAL Kuch B Ho
JWAB Tum Hi Ho

RSTA Koi B Ho
MNZIL Tum Hi Ho

DUKH Ktna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA Jtna B Ho
PYAR Tm Hi Ho

KHWAB koi B ho
TABER Tm Hi Ho

Yani aesa smjho

K

Saare Fasaad ki Jarr Tum ho...or sirf tum hi ho...

Love Marriage Ka Matlab Apny boyFriend Ko husband Banana

Arrange Marriage Ka Matlab ?

KiSi Or K boyfriend Ko Apna husband Bnana.

#joke

3 womens.
Topic: Husband se kam krwana.
American: mene Husbend se kha k aynda khana tm pkawoge.
2nd day us ne kuch nhi kya.
3rd day usne rost bna lya.

German: mene husbnd se kha aynda ghr ki safai tm kroge.
2nd day wo chup rha.
3rd day pura ghar saaf tha.
Pakistani women mene un se kha k apne kapre
tm wash kroge,apne sb kam khud kroge
Aagle din mujhe kuch nazr na aaya
2nd day b kuch nzr na aya
.
.
3rd day aankh ki sujan kuch utri tu thora nzr aya

Husband apni wife ka janaza le k ja raha tha*
Janaze k aage 1 kutta or peeche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi*
1 aadmi aa kar puchta hai*
Bhai ye sub kese huwa?
Husband:

Is kutte ne kaat liya tha or meri wife mar gai*
Aadmi:
Ye kutta 1 din k liye mujhe de do*
Husband:
Tum kya samajhte ho? ye sub log meri b v k
janaze mein shirkat karne aaye hen. ye sub kutta
lene aaye hen* Peeche line mein lag jao*
Urri. Baba

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man,
The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Husband: Why do u talk so foolish...
Wife: Because u could understand...