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One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
""Why are you eating grass?""he asked one man.
""We don-t have any money for food."", The poorman replied. ""Oh, come along
with me then.""
""But sir, I have a wife with two children!""
""Bring them along! And you, come with us too!"",he said to the other man.
""But sir, I have a wife with six children!"" the second man answered.
""Bring them as well!""
They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says ""Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you.""
The rich man replied ""No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!""

khee kheee kheee

When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
damn I am really sooo cute
u will overcome ur sadness. But don--t make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Banta died. Santa wanted to put an obituary in the local paper. He went to the newspaper agency and filled in the form and wrote Banta Died. The clerk said for the same 200 Rupees you can write more. So Santa wrote Banta Died Toyota For Sale .

AIK DAFA AIK ADMI RIVER MAY DOOB JATA HAY WOH ALLAH KO KAHTA HAY ALLAH MUGHAY BAHIR NAKAL MAY POOR PEOPLES MAY CHAWAL BANTOOO GA ALLAH USAY BAHIR NIKAL DATAY HAY WOH BAHIR NIKAL KAY KAHTA HAY OH KON SI CHAWAL KI DAGH AIK DAM HI WOH SLIP HOTA HAY AUR PHIR ANDAR TO WOH PHIR KAHTA HAY MAY NAY TO POOCHA THA AY ALLAH KON SI DAGH METHAY CHAWALO KI YA NAMKIN CHAWALO KI

Today, tomorrow and yesterday there--ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose?
Your Own Stupid!


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One day little Sue was complaining to her mother that her stomach hurt. Her mother replied, ?That?s because it--s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it.
The next day, Grandma was over at Sue--s house for lunch. After a while she groaned and when Sue asked her what was wrong, she replied, Nothing honey, my head hurts, that--s all.
That--s because it--s empty. Maybe you should try putting something in it, came Sue--s quick advice!




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I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me

One can easily understand a child who is afraid of the dark. The real tragedy of life is when grown men and women are afraid of light.




Aftab khan

Friend is one, who
F-inds you in a
R-ush of people,
I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your
E-motions and
N-ever leaves you till
D-eath?


Aftab khan