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ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

Aik shair ka takhals zakhmy tha.Aik dafa woh apne dost se milne giaa,dastak di dost gher maiN nahiN tha oss ki bv ne poochha kon? jawab aaya -ZAKHMI- ander se aawaaz aaee yeh koee hospital nahiN hai

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put.

Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, what the hell is going on?

The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost.

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar, nurse bahut sunder hai... aaram se theek hona!

I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes,
I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me,
I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS

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Hi? is this the mental hospital?
Yes it is.
Can i speak to Mr. Scott in room ten?
One moment, I--ll connect you........... I--m sorry, Mr Scott is not answering.
Good. That means that I must have really escaped.




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Doctor Pathan he
patient American he
reciepsionist French he
Sweeper UAE ka Arab he
Watchman England ka he
Abulance Driver Switzerland ka he
Nurse Lexubug ji he
or Salery Pakistan Authority ke pass he.