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Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya,
Ya Pher satton Koi Kasoor Ho Gaya,
Rajni ! Aise Kehri Gal Hoyi.....
Jo Sadde SAWAL Da JAWAB dena V NaManzur Ho Gaya.

Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye,
Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni,
Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai--
zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai--
bas saans chal rahi hai is murday mein--
ab rooh tou tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Mango,
Orange ,
Banana,
Grapes
&
Apple.
Which is sweet?
Guess plz.
Dont know?
Are budhu ye sab sweet nahi hai.
Ye sab fruit hai.
Sweet to aap ho.

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,

IZHAR e ishq tou khwahish ban jaati hai.

HAI agar ishq tou aankho mein dekho ,

ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.