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Jub kabi bin mange app per khushion ki bersaat ho,
jub kabi app ka dil anjaani khushi se betaab ho,
tou samaj lena koi aap ko duaon main yaad ker raha hai.
Happy Eid Day

Tum paas ho tou tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum dour ho tou tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil k haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar kar ke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.

DUNIYA MEIN AAYE HO TOU GAM SE KABHI DARNA NAHIN,

JO DAR GAYA UNME JINE KA DUM NAHIN,

ZINDAGI KI RAH MEIN MILTE RAHENGE HUMSAFAR,

KAL KOI AUR HOGA AAJ BHALE HI HUM SAHI.

Samne ho manzil tou raaste na modna,
Jo bhi mann mein ho wo sapna na todna,
Kadam kadam peh milegi mushkil aapko,
Bas sitare chun-ne ke liye kabhi zameen mat chodna.

Din mein suraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi,

India toss jeet sakta hai match nahi,

Dil toot sakta hai pyar nhi,

HUM sms karna bhool sakte hai lekin apko nhi.

Jiyo itna k marna mushkil ho jaye,
Hanso inta k rona mushkil ho jaye,
Kisi ko pana kismat ki baat hai par,
Chaho itna k bhulana mushkil ho jaye....

Aap Tu Chaand Ho Jisse Sab Yaad Karenge
Humari Kismat Tu Taron Jaisi Hai
Yaad Tu Dour... Log Apni Dua K Liye
Humare Tutne Ki Fariyad Karenge

Subha teri Sham meri ho,
Din tera Raat Meri ho,
Hansi Teri Udasi Meri ho,
or jab Moat aaye Dost,
Qabar Teri usmain Lash






Oh Hello
Teri hi ho :)



Meri Q ho...
hahahaha

Jub aap Namaz k liye khare hote ho tou,
Sar se aasman tak Rehmat-e-Ilahi ghata ban ker cha jati hai, Farishtay aapke chehre ki taraf jama ho jate hain,
Aik Farishta pukarta hai,
Ae namazi agar tu dekh le k tere samne kon hai or
Tu kis se baat kar raha hai
tou ALLAH ki qasam tu qayamat tak salam nah pheray. (SUBHaAN ALLAH)

Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
Smaart ho tom sab dosto mein zyada,
Agar Aysa tom sochty ho tou,
STUPID ho tom hud se zyada

Kaisay kahon kia ho tum
Chalo main btaon kia ho tum
Mere liye meri dunia ho tum
Chuh k jo guzray wo hawa ho tum
Me ne jo mangi wo dua ho tum
Kare mujh ko jo roshan wo diya ho tum
Meri nazar ki talash ho tum
Meri zamin ka aakash ho tum
Mere chehray ki kashish ho tum
Mere sitaron ki gardish ho tum
Meri zindgi ka qarar ho tum
Main ne jo chaha wo pyar ho tum
Mere intazar ki rahat ho tum
Mere dil ki chahat ho tum
Tum ho to ye dunia hay meri
Main kasey kahon k meri jan ho tum

Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho,
Isse pehle ki 2006 ka calender nast ho,
Isse pehle ki aap khushi ke mahaul mein mast ho,
Aur isse pehle ki mobile network vyast ho,
Dua hai ki aane wala saal aapke liye zabardast ho.
Happy New Year!

Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gham
New Year 2010 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME!

Khamosh se rehne lage ho,
intezar kisika karne lage ho,
yakinan kisi se hui hai mohabbat,
tabhi bina baat muskurane lage ho...

Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vastay,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vastay,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vastay.

Dosti agar buri ho, tou usey hone mat do,
Ho gayi tou usey khone mat do,
Aur agar dost ho sabse pyara
tou usey sone mat do, Jagtey raho?

Na kabhi muskurahat aapke hoton se dour ho,
Aapki har khwahish hakikat mein manzur ho,
Ho jaye jo aap humse khafa,
Khuda na kare humse kabhi aisa kasoor ho...

Chaand ka ho bed,
Taron ki ho Razai,
aur phoolon ka takia!!!
nice na!!????
now come back to earth
and
SLEEP on ur CHARPAI‌

Good Night

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Aina Kis Gal da Garur Ho Gaya,
Ya Pher satton Koi Kasoor Ho Gaya,
Rajni ! Aise Kehri Gal Hoyi.....
Jo Sadde SAWAL Da JAWAB dena V NaManzur Ho Gaya.

Assi Jitte har baazi taa hi mashoor ho gaye,
Tere haaseya ch hasse taa hanju door ho gaye,
Bus ek tere jehe dost di badolat Rajni,
Ajj assi kach to Kohinoor ho gaye!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai--
zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai--
bas saans chal rahi hai is murday mein--
ab rooh tou tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...

Mango,
Orange ,
Banana,
Grapes
&
Apple.
Which is sweet?
Guess plz.
Dont know?
Are budhu ye sab sweet nahi hai.
Ye sab fruit hai.
Sweet to aap ho.

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

ISHQ wahi hai jo ho ektarfa,

IZHAR e ishq tou khwahish ban jaati hai.

HAI agar ishq tou aankho mein dekho ,

ZUBAN kholne se ye numaish ban jaati hai.

Gulsan mein bhanwron ka phera ho gaya,

Purab mein suraj ka dera ho gaya.

Muskan ke saath aankhe khol pyaare,

Ek baar phir se savera ho gaya.

GOOD MORNING.

Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hain,
Zindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Mein So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo Tou Bus Zamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai...

Nazren milay ek zamaana ho gaya,
Aisa lagta hai apna bhi koi begaana ho gaya,
Wo to chale gaye humse door,
Lekin mushkil is dil ko samjhaana ho gaya.

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko
naam aye tera,
Tujhe jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab, Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwariya gai Bhagwan gayab

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Aakhen kholu tou chehra tumhara ho
Band karu tou sapna tumhara ho
Mar bhi jaun tou koi gam nahi
Agar kafan ke badle aanchal tumhara ho

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
Kaise yaad nah aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
Jab dil mein ho aap harpal ke liye........

Ho mubaruk tujh ko ye jushan-e-musarat ki ghari'
Tu hazaron saal ae humdam manaye ye khushi'
Teri umeedain khilain taza baharon ki tarhan'
Ho teri qismat darukhshaa chaand taron ki tarhan'

Banta: Truck dekh kar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Apni dosti phulon ki tarah na ho, Ek baar khile aur murjha jaye! Dosti ho to kanto ki tarah ho! Jo ek bar chube to baar baar YAAD aaye!

Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise yaad kare use khabar ho jaye rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka humsafar ho jaye

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho? ki
bahut ho?
Agar thoda
ho to
sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur
agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

AIK RESTAURANT MAY SWIMMING POOL KAY KINARAY AIK LARKI NAHANAY KAY LIYA KAPRAY UTAR KAR JUMP KARNAY WALI HOTI HAY ,KAY WAITER USAY ROOK DETA HAY. KEHTA HAI KAY YAHAAN NAHANA MANA HAY LARKI POOCHTI HAY .TUM US WAQT KIUN NA BOOLAY JAB MAY KAPRAY UTAR RAHI THEE. WAITER JAWAB DETA HAI,YAHAAN NAHAANA MANA HAI KAPRAY UTARNA NAHI!

AISI APNI WIFE HO

5- 3"" jiski height ho,?

Jeans jis ki light ho ?

Chehra jis ka bright ho ?

Ummar 17 se 27 ho ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sarak per sab kahain kya cute hain?

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho?

Karachi, Lahore, Dubai, London,

Mumbai ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho?

Saas ki seva jiski khuwahish ho?

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho ?

Dinner ke time candle light ho?

Ham mein tum mein kabhi na koi fight ho ?

Milnay ke baad dil delight ho ?

Yeh Kavita ya Ghazal pharnay ke baad

log kahain ""chiknay"" tum bilkol right ho"" ?

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept .101% percent bhi right ho ?

Agar aisi apni wife ho ?

To kya haseen life ho ?

Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho?

Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho ?

Khudah ke Software mein bhi Bug ki Gunjaish ho ?

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho ?

Aisi apni wife ho.

Aisi apni wife ho.

Damaad us ki Saas aur us ki biwi ek jungle mein gum ho jaate hai.
Jungly log un ko pakar lete hai, and jungly badshah says, listen u r in my jungle without my permission and obvsly u ?l be punished. lekin punishment ke saath aap ki ek wish bhi puri ki jaegi aur 50 hunters maare jaenge... pehle baari aati hai biwi ki, kaihti hai meri wish hai keh mujhe ek pillow baandh kar maara jae, to thori bohat chot kha kar woh challi jaati hai, next was saas, woh kaihti hai mujhe do pillow baandh kar maarna bcz I am old. to us ka bhi bach bacha hojaata hai... us ke baad aata hai damaad, woh kaita hai keh yaaro I have 2 wishes, bcz I am a man to mijhe 50 nahi 100 kore maaro, jungly bare khush hote hai, aur kaihte hai jaldi se 2nd wish bhi batao... to damaad kaihta hai keh mujhe pillow baandh kar nahi balke mujhe maarne wali jaga par meri saas ko baand kar maarna......
Have funnnnn....yaaro...and Pyar 2 Me
mail me if u wanna b a frnd

ek pagal hota hai woh doctor kay paas pagal pan kay ilaaj kay liyae jata hai doctor us ka ilaaj karta hai or boolta hai tum ab bilkul shi hogaye ho ab tum yae bataoo tum koo kia karnay ka shook hai pagal boolta hai kitaab likhnay ka
doctor boolta hai sahi hai tum koo ek month daeta hoon ek 1000 paej ki ek kitab likhoo pagal boolta hai sahi hai phir ek month kay baad doctor or pagal miltay hain doctor boolta hai han kia howa kitaab likhi pagal boolta hai han doctor boolta hai dekhaoo pagal boolta hai aao maerae ghar jab ghar aata hai to doctor koo kitaab daekhata hai us kai phaylay paej par hoo hai ek khoobsorat sehat mand or tandrust or tawaana safaedghoora kaysay doorta hai baaqi 999 payj par likha hota hai taugrug tugrug tugrug tugrug ahahahaaaaa

Mubarik ho tum ko new ID tumharee
Sada Chat karo tum Dua hai Hamaree
Paghal banaye tumhain duniya Saree
Sada fool raho tum khwaish hai hamaree

5-5 jiski height ho,
jeans jiski tight ho,
chehra jiska bright ho,
weight main todi light ho,
aisi apni wife ho.

saas ki khidmat jiski khuwahish ho,
karachi ki pedaish ho,
jab baath kare padosi to haath main knife ho,
aisi apni wife ho
yeh ghazal pad kar sab kahen,
""Raja, ustad tum right ho""

Intiha ho gai intezar ki....tan tanan tanan ..ai na kuch khabar mere yaar ki....lalaalalal.....lolzzzz...sorry for disturbing :P:P:P:P:P:P:PP:P:P::
u guyz r worth it haan...... --i-

EK PLANE MAI BOHAT DIFFRENT TARAH K LOAG THAI EK INDIAN BOHAT DEIR SE SAB KI INSELT KAR RAHA THA AGAR ANGREZ KHTA K MERE COUNTRY KA ROSE ACCHA HAI TO WOH KEHTA K WOH ROSE SE TO MAI APNI POTY SAAF KAR K PHENK DOON...EK PATHAN BADI DEIR SE DEKH RAHA THA USSS NE INDIAN SE KAHA HUMARE COUNTRY MAI TO CACTUS BADA MASHOOR HAI AB KAR TU POTY SAAF....LOLZZ

Aik daffa aik bacchi apni teacher se kehti hai ""Miss Miss Kya main maan ban sakti hoon"" Teacher:-Nahi beta abhi to aap bohat choti ho aap maan nahi ban sakti"" Is per aik larka jo kareb hi khara hota hai larki say kehta hai main ne nahi kaha tha kuch nahi ho gaa.

Aik daffa aik gaoon main marasiyyon kay larkay ko choudrioon ki larki pasand aa gai , us nay apnay baap ko rishtay kay liye chouddriyoon kay gher bheja , Bara marasi choudhary ki hawali ja pohncha , aur choudhry say kehnat laga kay mujhay apnay baitay kay liye tumhari baiti ka hath chahey , choudhry ko ghussa aa gaya , us nay apnay chaeloon say keh ker uss ki khoob thukai kerwai , jab bara marasi mernay wala ho gaya to choudhry nay marna band kerwa diya , bara marasi bari mushkil say uth kay khura hua aur kehnay laga : Meray khayal ich main taddi tarfoon inkar ee samjaan .

Aysi apni wife ho...

5--7---- jiss ki height ho,

Jeans jiss ki tight ho,

Chehra jiss ka bright ho,

Weight mein thori light ho,

Umar mein difference slight ho,

Thori si wo quite ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Sarak pay sab kahain kya cute ho,

Bheer mein sab kahain side ho, side ho,

Pakistan ki paidaish ho,

Saas ki Khidmat jiss ki khwahish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho...

Parosi jab baat karay toe haath main knife ho,

Dinner candle light ho,

Dono mein na kabhi --fight-- ho,

Milnay say dil delight ho,

Kaash yeh concept 0.01% bhi right ho,

Agar aysi apni wife ho, Toe kya haseen life ho,

Her kisi ki yeh farma--ish ho,

Kudrat ki bhi yeh azma--ish ho,

Ay kaash kahain toe aesi paidaish ho,

Aysi apni wife ho, Aysi apni wife ho...

thussi thai great ho
rasghullai di plate ho
coke da crate ho
andai da omlait ho
thussi jo vi ho
bohat gr8 ho
par jamay thurai l8 ho

aik baat kahna chata hoon.
kahna sa darta hoon.
ajazat ho to kah dalo.
tum sa haan tum sa.
of allah kaisay kaho.
mental hospital akar
milna chata hoon.
if u like this sms send me at 03004198022.

Kya kya lagti ho!!

Larki:Mujhe tum chupke chupke jab aaise dekhtay ho achay lagtay ho..

Larka:Mujhe dekh k jab tum yoon thandi aanhein bharti ho pagal lagti ho..Mujh ko jab lagta hai tum mujh par hi marti ho jhooti lagte ho..

lardki:Tum mein ae mehrbaan saari hain khoobiyaan...bhoolapan,saadgi,dilkashi,taazgi

Larka:Bewaqoofitum se hai..pagalpan tum se hai..Tum howi ghamnasheen...hogaya mein haseen...tung tum se howe hain saare...

Larki:Tareef jo sun k tum aaise sharma jaate ho ache lagte ho...kabhi hans detay ho aur kabhi itra jaatay ho ache lagtay ho...

Larka:Mujhe dekh k jab tum yoon thandi aanhein bharti ho cartoon lagti ho..
Moti se tum ho kiyun Khaati ho itna kiyoon?
Baat jo dil mein ho keh bhi do, keh bhi do.

Larki: Soochti hoon k mein kya pukaroon tumhein..smart, handsome, decent........yeh sab hain naam tumhare..

Larka:Mere itne saare naam hain jab tum yeh kehti ho pagal lagti ho..Mere pyaar mein jab tum khoyi khoyi si rehti ho toh olu ki phatti lagti ho!!


this is all funny haan
but i think so lardkay sahi jawab detay hain!
(HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
If U like This Message Then Plz Send ME any Funny SMS On My Mobile Number0300-8065630

Kal ho na ho...
parson to zaroor hoga
Kuch kuch hota hay..
khich khich ka ilaaj VICKS,aur kuch kuch ka, abba se do danday, chaar kicks
Dil to pagal hay..
to pagal khaanay main lejao na,khuAmar,Akbar,Anthony
karan,aslam aur tony
...yar bachchay do hi achay..phir yeh teesra piece kyun har jagah??

Rehna hay teray dil main..
rent kitna milayga???

Hum aapk hain kon??
teri bhaabi ki behan ki saas k bhateejay ki saali ki nand...ayenda poochay ga k hum aapk hain koun????

Aisa Husband ya Boyfriend Ho!!!
6---6--2 jiski height ho,
jeans dheeli magar body tight ho,
biwi ka har nakhra uthaye itna mizaaj uska light ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho
dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho
shopping karke jab bhi aaoon to bole,
?begum, tum kitni nice ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Mujhe rani bana kar rakkhe to phir zindagi delight ho
saas sassur ke samne jo kahe, ?meri jaan tum hamesha right ho
hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi hamari fight ho
husband apna aisa bright ho

Jahan chahoon jaaoon, jo chahoon karoon, kuchh is tarah ki life ho,
har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
aisa ho jaye to main udoon neelay aasman mein jaise ke udti kite ho,
husband apna aisa bright ho

CHIRYA GHAR SAY 3 BANDDER BHAG GAY
1ST. K,F,C MAEN BAGER K SATH COCAKOLA PI RAHA THA
2ND. BANANA KHA RAHA THA
3RD. YA JOKE PAR RAHA HAY

Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo
Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo
Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo
Aaj Ek Kahwa Aur Pe Lo
Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo
Kya Pata!
Kal Thand Ho Naa Ho :)

Kaise ho?

Maze me?

Tabiyat kasei?

Ungli me dard nahi na?

Aankh bhi ok?

Dimag thikane?

Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!






If u like it sms me.

0300-7313245
0321-6367645

Hum Mohabbet ke Chand Sa
Hum ko rat ka Andera mela
Hum na Phool Sa Dil Lagya
Hum ko kanta mela
Hum na kese sa wafa ke
hum ko bawafi mela
******************************
Ab Hum kya Hare App he Bataho

Ishq ke School mein naya mahool tayar ho gaya.....................................

Class ki teacher ko pappu se payar ho gaya......................................

Is baat per sari class ka dil udaas ho gaya......................................

Sari class fail or Papp pass ho gaya......................................

0092 304 4629069

doston se meri bateen kerti to ho gi

bhloy se mujhy yad kabhi kerti to ho gi

jis tarah tarapta ho tujhy yad kerny se

usi tarah meri yadon main tum merti to ho gi

tiktaki bandhy derwazy ko deekh ker

meri hi dustak ka intazar kerti to ho gi

merjhaye howy phoolon pe a jaye bahar

hath jore yahi dua kerti to ho gi



if u like this then SMS or Call
03007302063
03337616430
03216371610

Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho

Kuch Chanchal Se , Kuch Chup Chup Se
Kuch Pagal Pagal Lagtey Ho

Hain Chahney Waaley Aur Buhut
Par Tum Mein Hai Aik Baat Buhut....... ......
Tum Apney Apney Lagtey Ho

Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho

Yeh Baat Baat Pe Kho Jaana
Kuch Kehtey Kehtey Ruk Jaana

Yeh Kiss Uljhan Mein Rehtey Ho....?
Kiya Baat Hai Hum Se Keh Daalo

Aik Baat Kahoon Agar Suntey Ho ?
Tum Mujh Ko Achey Lagtey Ho.




If u like this then SMS or Call
03337616430
03216371610

US KI AANKHON MAIN MUHABBAT KA SITARA HO GA.
EK DIN AYE GA K WO HUMARA HO GA ...........................
JIS K HONE SE MERI SANSAIN CHLA KARTI HAIN...........
KIS TARAN US K BIN GUZARA HO GA ..............................

Darta hon kahin main pagal na ban gaon,

teekhi nazar aur sunahre roop ka kayal na ban gaon,

ab bas bhi kar zalim kuch to raham kha mujhe per,

chali ja meri nazro se door kahin main shayar na ban jaon.


03216371610
03337616430

Tum haseen
Tum cute
Tum great
Tum famous
Tum beautiful
Tum inteligent
Tum star
Tum stylish
Ban sakty ho agar mujhe follow karo

For msg frndshp call on 0301-7600913 or mail on danish7600@yahoo.com

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki kandali dekh k bataya hai k aap k mobile pe kanjusi ki madhoshala manter hein.taurant 21 sms ki bali dein ta k shanti ho.

Doston se meri bateen kerti to ho gi

Bhloy se mujhy yad kabhi kerti to ho gi

Jis tarah tarapta ho tujhy yad kerny se

Usi tarah meri yadon main tum merti to ho gi

Tiktaki bandhy derwazy ko deekh ker

Meri hi dustak ka intazar kerti to ho gi

Merjhaye howy phoolon pe a jaye bahar

Hath jore yahi dua kerti to ho gi





If U like that
SMS or Call


0321-6367645
0304-6238246

Always smile, U know Y ?
Bcoz
Haso
jiyo
Muskrao!
kya pata
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Kal
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Daant ho na ho :)

if this sms is liked by u.....then send a sms me....03338121614

HUM HO GAYE AAPK BUHT SOACHY K BAD,,,
AB KIS KO DEKHEN APKO DEKHNY K BAD,,,
DUNYA CHOOR DY GY AAP KO CHOORNY K BAD,,,,
BAS AALLHA MAFE KARY ITNA CHOOT BOOLNY K BAD ,,,,
IF U like THIS SMS ME 03224299717

Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
apka pyar hamesha is dil me rahega,
chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.!

IF U FIND A FRND BETTER DEN ME...GO AHEAD.....I--LL NOT STOP U....BUT...WEN SHE LEAVES U...JUSS LUK BEHIND ND..I--LL B THR...READY 2 SAY..----HO GAI BISTI------

kehtey hein 1000 saal pehly, HUSSN or MUHABBAT apus mein Dost thy.1raat Dono saath thy k chanD nikal aya.MUHABBAT na chanD ki tareef dekhna shuro kar Di.Ye baat HUSSN khrab lgi.os ne MUHABBAT KI ankhein noch li. Busss.Usi Din say Muhabat anDhi or HUSSAN ZALIM HO GYA.......

agr me dor ho jaon to palkon ko jhuka dena
agr ansoo gira koi samhaj lena k wo hon me
hatheli samne rakhna k sab ansoo gire is mein jo ru k jae ga palkon pe samhaj lena k wo hon me
jo chalythandi hawa to ankhein bund ker lenajo jhonka tez ho sab se samhaj lena k wo hon me
jo ziada yaad aaon to tum roo lena ji bhar ke agr hichki koi aae samhaj lena k wo hon me
agr tum bholna chaho mjhe shaid bhula do tum magar jo saans aae to samhaj lena k wo hon me

Sirf Mere Choone Bhar Se Machal Jati Ho,
Nazren Mila Ke Mujhse Bahak Tum Jati Ho......

Yeh Aur Kuch Nahi Mohabbat Ki Nishani Hai,
Ki Dekhte Hi Mere Tum, Sharma Si Jati Ho....!!!




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