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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
Aur husn ke tewar nokilay ho gaye
Hum izhaar karne mein thore dheelay ho gaye
Aur un ke haath peelay ho gaye...
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
Unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
K har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai...

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar mein is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar doon ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumaray SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaye vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab tou forever ho tum.

Ek khuwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum,
Dosti mein padnewali har zarurat ho tum,
Jisko roz ek sms karna pade,
Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

Anjane mein unsey pehchaan ho gai.
Wo mere dil ki mehman ho gai.
Ab jina huwa mushkil unke bagair.
Nah jane kab wo meri jaan ho gai.

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?
Kuch mat pooocho yaar! Pehle 5-6 baar tou missed call lagi
aur jab sahi number laga tou balance hi khatam ho gya

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada diyo,
mera vyah ho gaya hai.

Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi...

Dosti nazaro se ho tou usse kudrat kahte hain
Sitaron se ho tou usse jannat kahte hain
Husn se ho tou usse mohabat kahte hain
Aur DOSTI hmse ho tou usse KISMAT kahte hain.