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Psychology ka practical ho raha tha.

Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di.

Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka.

Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki.

Chuha Roti ki trf lapka.
Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga.

Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h.

Itne me Second row ki bench se awaz aai

Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..!

Kab tak hum apne armaan chipate rahinge?
Kab tak hum apni khwaishon par patthar barsaate rahinge?
Kya kuwe ke paani ki taqdeer mein khul kar behna likha nahi hota?
Kya jisne dariya ki kismet likhi thi??
Kya uske mann mein auron ke liye apna pan nahi hota?

Yeh aur baat teri gali main na ayen hum,Lekin yeh kya ke tera sheher chorr jayen hum,Muddat huyi hai kuye bataan ki taraf gaye,Awaargi se dil ko kahan tak bachaayen hum,Be’noor ho chuki hai bohat sheher ki fizaa,Tareek raston par kahin kho na jayen hum,Us ke baghair aaj bohat jee udaas hai,Jaalib chalo kahin se usey dhoond ke layen hum.

Doctor : Kia takleef hai ?
Pappu : Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai
Doctor : Cigrette Peetay ho ?
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Han Par " Gold Leaf " he ManGwana

Shab-e-wehshat ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Mujhe tum se mohabbat ho gayi hai,
Kisi ka lamss hai jis ke hunnar se,
Mukammal sab ibaadat ho gayi hai,
Koi din ke liye deewangi bhi,
Mere dil ko ghaneemat ho gayi hai,
Bohat behaal rehte they magar ab,
Humain hijrat ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Gulaab asaar rastey muntazir hai,
Ke mausam ki inaayat ho gayi hai,
Zameen se aasman tak roshni hai,
Meherbaan hum pe fitrat ho gayi hai.

Zaroori To Nahi Muhabbat Lafzo''n Mien Bayaa''n Ho....

Kya Sach Meri Aankhien Tumhien Kuch Nahi Kehtin......?

Jab Mohabbat hi nahi rahi Darmiyan
Wo Roothen kia, Hum Manayen kia?

Khamosh sa shehr aur guftugo ki aarzu
Hum kis se karen baat koi bolta nahi