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Zamana pyaar ka itna hi kam hay
Yeh na jana tha
Hamara sath bas do hi qadam hay
Yeh na jana tha

Khushi aagaaz tha meri mohabbat
k fasane ka
Wafa ne khuwaab dekha tha
Nayi duniya basaney ka
Magar is khuwaab ki tahbir gham hay
yeh na jana tha

Bari rangeen baharoon main
Jale ga ashiyaan mera
Lute ga istara manzil pe a k
Kaarwan mera
Mujhe teri mohabbat ki kasam hay
Yeh na jana tha

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

welcome to the jazz menu
khushi pane ke liye 1 dabayein
muskurane ke liye 2 dabayein
larki se dosti karne ke liye 3 dabayein
mujhe se nijaat paane ke liye apna gala dabaein hahahaahahha:D
keep smiling n spread smilings

zindagi ki talash me main pata nahi kahan se kahan aa gaya,
sari khusiyon ko piche choor kar gamon ke bich aa gaya..


chahta tha pyaar ka daman pakadkar jeena,
par wo bhi apna daman chura kar tanha kar gaya..


main bhi chahta tha zindagi bhar muskrana,
par halaat ne hansi main bhi rona sikha diya..


main to zindagi bhar wafa karte karte thak gaya,
phir bhi duniya ki nazron main bewaffa kehlaya gaya..


jin sanson ke sahare kat rahi thi zindagi,
ab to wo bhi band hokar maut ka paigam suna geya..


ab tak to zindagi ji thi unka naam lete hue,
ab icha hai ki maut bhi unka naam lete hue aa jaye..


mai to phle hi sab kuch luta chuka tha,
ek jaan hi bachi thi wo bhi unki jholi main daal gaya..

Magroor Hi Sahi Mujhe Achcha Bahut Laga,
Ajnabi To Tha Magar Apna Bahut Laga,


Sehra Mein Jo Jee Raha Tha Dirya Dili Ke Saath,
Dekha Jo Gor Se To Woh Pyasa Bahut Laga,


Wo JisKe Dam kadam Se Thin Basti Ki Ronnakein,
Basti Ujad Gayi To Akela Bahut Laga,


Lipta Hua Kehar Mein Khizan Ka Chaand,
Maile Libas Mein Bhi Woh Pyara bahut Laga,


Resham Pehan Ke Bhi Meri kimat Na Barh Saki,
Khaddar Bhi Uske Jism Par Mehnga Bahut Laga,


Jab Aaine Pe Meri Saans Jum Gayi,
MujhKo Khud Apna Aaks Bhi Dhundla Bahut Laga.

Yun hi Umeed dilatay hain zamanay walay
kab palatetay hain bhala chhor ke janay walay

Tu kabhi daikh jhulastay hue sehra main darakht
kese jaltay hain wafaon ko nibhanay walay

Un se ati hai tere lams ki khushbu ab tak
khat nikalay hue baitha hon puranay walay

aa kabhi daikh zara un ki shabon main akar
kitna rotay hain zamany ko hansaney walay

kuch to ankhon ki zubani bhi kahay jatay hain
raaz hotay nahen sab munh se batanay walay

aaj na chaand na taara hai na jugnu koi
raabtay khatam hue un se milanay walay......

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I--m blue. U r my headache, one day I--ll kill u.

ji rahay hain jis mein hum yarab jahan tera he hai
jlwo har ik shay mein raksaan fishan tera he hai

nafs kay har taar mein bhi bass reha hai to he to
azam lab peh jaudan tera he hai

qalam ki hai abroo tairay he dam say ya khuda
shayiri kay fikar o fun ka gulista tera he hai

ikram kay paighaam mein to jlwo gir
ae marey sachey khuda sachcha bayaa tera he hai

taa kiyamat dil mein yoon jalti rahay
dekhti hoon jis taraf jlwo ayaan tera he hai