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Height Of Shock:

Malkin: Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

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Height of Good Luck!
Teacher: Hey! Stand up. Tell me two pronouns.
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Papu: Who? Me?
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Teacher: Very good. Sit down.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
'dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!'

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self



dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!

Height of cHiLL:

Theif 1: lets count the money we have stolen today!

Theif 2: I'm so tired,
We'll see it in the Newspaper tomorrow!

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, ""tenu kaala chashma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te""

What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!



Aftab khan

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
?dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!?