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1 dewar per bohat se ishtaharat 1 ,2usare
k upper lagy huy thy,jo kahin kahin se phaty
huy thy...is wajha seun ki ibarat un parhi jati
thi.....
aj 1 sayasi parti aur ahmad chutni k darmiyan pehla test match khala jay ga,jis
k sitary gadha,ghoda,tarazu,mehman adakar sabun hain.....khayal hay pitch fast bowlron
ki madaad kary gi......sensor k bad bohat jald pesh kar di jay gi........ap logoon se iltamas hay k air conditiond muragkhany k liyegadafi stadium main tashrif la kar her kisam ka kapda kharidaen>>>>>>>hahahahahahha....

hazaroon larkiyan asi k
har larki pay dam nikalay
jis larki pay dam nikalay
wo larki ghar say kam nikalay.

eik din iosama nay big b say pocha hru,big b nay kaha kabhei khusi kabhei ghum,phir big b nay iosama say pocha hru,tu iosama nay kaha kabhei gola kabhei baamm haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gaya dil say phir woh na aya idher
usay dhoondho kahan aaj woh hai yahan or main hooon kahan mujhe hi nahin pata yaar
parhnay walay ko shame shameee
parhnay wala ullo
plz mind nahin kijiye ga
aur khuch karein gay tu chalay ga

DIL kar raha hay k
AJ tumhay akeILeh main
LEH ja kar
Apnay lips say Eik
kis,,,,,
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Kisa sunaoun TOM & JERRY ka ,,,,,, HAAAAA

Keh ab insan bhi, Samjhte nahi, Ik doojey ki kahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Baat Sun kar bhi, Samjhte nahin, Sun kar bhi unsuni.
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Dukh dekh kar bhi, Samjhte nahin, Madawa kartay nahi.
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Har insan ne, Gird apnay hi, Ik deewar chun li.
Aisa Q hay...?

Koi awaz sunta nahin, Koi bahir dekhta nahin, Koi sochta nahi.
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Ke hamaray dilon mein, Apnay siwa kisi kay liye,
Koi dard nahi, Koi aas nahi.
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Ke hamari soch ka, Markaz ham hein, Aur koi fikar nahi.
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Apni awaz sunta har koi, Apni baat samjhta har koi, Apni fikar karta har koi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Sab galat hein, Sirf mein sahi, Sirf mein khara, Khota har koi.
Aisa Q hay...?

aik admi kise k sat nokar taa oss ne apne malik say kaha key mere tankhua baraoo warna.to malik ne kaha. warna kiya karo gay
admi.warna isse pay guara karo gaa


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eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.