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Boy: 'I Love U' ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English da ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Mana k tere dil mai koi aur makeen hay

Phir b tu mera aqeeda hai mera yaqen hai

Ye aaina tujhe teri khabar nhi dega

Aa dekh meri aankh se tu kitna haseen hay

Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,

Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,

Kamzoor badbaan hay, hawa taiz kia karain
Aa apni kashtiyon ko supurd-e-khuda karain !

apni tabahiyon main hi jub apna haath ho
phir dhushmano k waastay kiya bud dua karain

Shaki-e-namurad ko tarsaya umer bhar
Ham say chahta tha k hum iltija karain

Hamnay yun ghurbaton main raat bitayee hay sanam,
Bhookay faqeer ko ab rukhsat zara karain

Duniya teray faraib say jo bach k nikle
Tou sahiloon pay hum bhi namazain ada karain..

Itni shiddat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay

K har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay

Yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain

End mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai...

HAPPY.......ENDINGS

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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AMMI BHOOT

aik dafa kisi sardar se kisy nae time pocha sadar bole aik minute thero btata huon gis hath mae ghadri thi us mae doodh ka glass tha gab time batane ghare dhghe us kae hath se doodh gher gia doseray din pher us admi ne sadar se time pucha us waqat sardar kae hath me lasse ka gallss tha time batate wo glass bhi gher gia tessray din ua admi ne sardar setime pucha sardar ne us admi ko kha tae ajj mae tumhare liyae ghre dosrey hath mea bhand k aya houn takee mujhe see doodh na gher jae leken time batate us nae dono htath uper kiea or pher us see doodh gher gia chothe din jab wo admi time puchne ayia to sardar ne us ko wo ghare hi dade or khaha kae is ghare se mujhe buhut nuksan hae

do pathan cinema main jurrasic park dekh rahay hotay hain to aik pathan bar bar dinosaur dekh kur seat kay neechay chuup jata hay ,to doosra doost kehta hay keh bhai yeh to film hay tum kyuun dartay ho,to pathan jawab daita hay ,woh to mujhay bhee patta hay keh yeh film hay mugar woh to janwar hay usay kya patta?

Hawai Jahaz kay Captain nay mic per aylaan kartey huway kaha: ""Khawateen-o-Hazraat, main aap ka Captain Heera Laal Panna Laal bol raha hoon! Hum is waqt 33,000 feet ki bulandi per hain, mausam khushgavar hay aur har cheez maamool kay mutabiq theek kaam kar rahi hay. Ummeed hay aap ka safar khushgavar guzrey ga""... ... iskay baad logon nay captain ko kehtay sunna (choon-kay woh mic Off karna bhool gaya tha ) ""chalo jee! ab main Cofee peeyon ga or phir Air hostess say gaana sunoonga""... Yeh suNNtay hi aik Airhostess jahaz kay pichlay hissay say doori takey captain ko bata sakey kay woh mic band kerna bhool gaye hain! Abhi air hostess beech rastey main hi thi kay kissi cheez say paon takraya or woh dharaam say girri...

Baraber ki seat per baithey hue aadmi nay kaha ""BB, itni bhi kiya jaldi hai! abhi to woh Coffee peeyay ga.....

mera face monitor hay mera head hard disk please download my heart to your heart warna main apni zindagi shotdown kardoonga.

aik bandaa aik bakraa khareed ta hay,uss bakray ki smell boht hoti hay.woh bandaa aik annoucement karwa deta hay k jo koi iss bakray kay saath aik kamray mein rahey ga uss ko aik prize dia jaey ga.annucement sunn ker aik muslim ,aik angrez,aik hindu aur aik sikh atta hay.pehlay muslim ander jata hay tu aik ghantay k baad wappas a jata hay aur kehta hay ohh under boht badboo hay ,phir angraiz jata hay woh bhi adhay ghantay baad wappas a jata hay,phir hindu jata hay tu kissi tarah do din guzzar leta hay leekin teesray din senseless ho ker bahir a jata hay,aur kehta hay ram ram boht budboo hay ,akhir mein sikh ki bari atty hay ,sikh saab under jatay hein ,aik din guzar jata hay ,doo din ,teen din ,char din ,poora hafta guzar jata hay .sikh bahir nehein ata ,aglay din BAKRA saab subah subah bahir a jatien hein aur kehtay hein bhaaa ,bhaaa bhayyy""under boht budboo hay ""...

Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

Ikk bachay ki mosal sal nakk bha rahi thi os
kay kareeb ikk anti karee os ko dakh rahi thi.anti nay bachay say kha kiya tumharay pass romal hay to bachay nay kha kay ami nay kha tha kisi ko dayna nahi.

Ak patan ak doukan per gya ourdoukan walee see kaha keh bahee sab ya almaree kitnee ki hay doukan walee ne kaha keh ham patanoo ko chezee nahee bajetee patan bi ba zead ho gya jakaree apna houlya changee kar lya pante shart pahen karee agya our kaha keh bahee sbee ya almaree kitnee ki hay doukandaree ni pear wahoo jawab dya patan bi apni zead par ara raha keh may too lounga hi aglee din ouh dousree houlyee may agya our kaha keh almaree kitnee ki hay doukan daree ka wha hi jawab aglee din who bourka pahen kar agya our almaree ka rate pouch doukandaree be tangee agyaa keh khan sab tum 5 din see a rahee ho our may tum see yahee kahta hu keh ham patanoo ko chezee nahee bachtee khan sab ni bourka itara aour gousa ho ka kaha keh may jab garee jata hu too mujee maree hulyee see garee walee nahee pahchantee our app kiss tara see tum kasee pahchantee ho keh may patan hu doukan daree ni kaha keh khan sab app jiss chizze ko 5 din see almaree kah rahee hay ya almaree nahee freagee hay..

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow--s son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004


I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.

I--ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

A SARDAR JI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

1 dewar per bohat se ishtaharat 1 ,2usare
k upper lagy huy thy,jo kahin kahin se phaty
huy thy...is wajha seun ki ibarat un parhi jati
thi.....
aj 1 sayasi parti aur ahmad chutni k darmiyan pehla test match khala jay ga,jis
k sitary gadha,ghoda,tarazu,mehman adakar sabun hain.....khayal hay pitch fast bowlron
ki madaad kary gi......sensor k bad bohat jald pesh kar di jay gi........ap logoon se iltamas hay k air conditiond muragkhany k liyegadafi stadium main tashrif la kar her kisam ka kapda kharidaen>>>>>>>hahahahahahha....

hazaroon larkiyan asi k
har larki pay dam nikalay
jis larki pay dam nikalay
wo larki ghar say kam nikalay.

eik din iosama nay big b say pocha hru,big b nay kaha kabhei khusi kabhei ghum,phir big b nay iosama say pocha hru,tu iosama nay kaha kabhei gola kabhei baamm haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gaya dil say phir woh na aya idher
usay dhoondho kahan aaj woh hai yahan or main hooon kahan mujhe hi nahin pata yaar
parhnay walay ko shame shameee
parhnay wala ullo
plz mind nahin kijiye ga
aur khuch karein gay tu chalay ga

DIL kar raha hay k
AJ tumhay akeILeh main
LEH ja kar
Apnay lips say Eik
kis,,,,,
kis,,,,
kis,,,,
kis,,,,
Kisa sunaoun TOM & JERRY ka ,,,,,, HAAAAA

Keh ab insan bhi, Samjhte nahi, Ik doojey ki kahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Baat Sun kar bhi, Samjhte nahin, Sun kar bhi unsuni.
Aisa Q hay...?

Dukh dekh kar bhi, Samjhte nahin, Madawa kartay nahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Har insan ne, Gird apnay hi, Ik deewar chun li.
Aisa Q hay...?

Koi awaz sunta nahin, Koi bahir dekhta nahin, Koi sochta nahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Ke hamaray dilon mein, Apnay siwa kisi kay liye,
Koi dard nahi, Koi aas nahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Ke hamari soch ka, Markaz ham hein, Aur koi fikar nahi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Apni awaz sunta har koi, Apni baat samjhta har koi, Apni fikar karta har koi.
Aisa Q hay...?

Sab galat hein, Sirf mein sahi, Sirf mein khara, Khota har koi.
Aisa Q hay...?

aik admi kise k sat nokar taa oss ne apne malik say kaha key mere tankhua baraoo warna.to malik ne kaha. warna kiya karo gay
admi.warna isse pay guara karo gaa


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Agar kisi k pass sub kuch ho to duniya jalti hay,
Agar kuch na ho to duniya hansti hay,

Meray paas aap k liyay sirf ?DUA? hai,
Jis k liyay sari duniya tarasti hay,


Aftab khan

eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.

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jawab qarz hay
dena farz hay
na dena marz hay
na koi gharz hay
bus itne araz hay
agar SMS pasand aey to call karnaa farz hay

Pehchaan nahee--n hay...


Rango--n ki mujh ko...


Mai--n is nai--mat say aari hoo--n...


Kyu--n-k mai--n nay ab tak...


Us k che--hray ki...


Qaus-e-qazah k rango--n say aagay...


Koi rang nahee--n daikha...!
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bhagwan ney us ko
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