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Aik bacha apni Dadi (grandmother) say bolta hay, Dadi kiya aap actor hain, Dadi hairan ho kay bolti hain nahi bata magar tum ko kis nay kaha, bacha kahta hay kal Ammi kah rahi thin kay Munnay ki Dadi aa rahi hain ab to roz Drama ho ga.

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in
his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address,
and without realizing his error, he sent the
e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just
returned home from her husband--s funeral. The widow
decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from
relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The
widow--s son rushed into the room, found his mother on
the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I--ve Reached
Date: 2nd June 2004


I know you--re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now, and you are allowed to send
e-mails to your loved ones.

I--ve just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them

could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas....

The man at the other end replies One second sir... and Laloo immediately replies thank you and puts the phone down.........

A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine..... His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, What are you doing? The little boy answered, I--m doing my math homework, Mom. And this is how your teacher taught you to do it? the mother asked. Yes, he answered. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, What are you teaching my son in math? The teacher replied, Right now, we are learning addition. The mother asked, And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four? After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four

A SARDAR JI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says:
too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??