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Tere Kheyal Darust hai K
Wo khubsurat HAi.

Magar
Mujhe Husan-E-Yar Se Nahi
Mujhe Apne Yar se Mohabbat
Hai…!

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !

Kam Yaad Kro Us ko Agr Jeena Hai Kuch Din
Yeh Alfaaz Mujhy Tabeeb Ne Haath Jorr K Kahy.......'[]'

Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke
liye film bani to Ek Tha Tiger =)
. . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to
Ek thi daayan

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

1 Lafz
"MOHABBAT" hai
ese kr k dekho,
Tum Trap na jao
tho kehna..
1 Lafz
"MUQADDAR" hai
es se Lar k dekho,
Tum Har na jao
tho kehna..
1 Lafz
"WAFA" hai Zamane mai nahi milti,
kahin Dhoond pao tho kehna..
1 Lafz
"ANSU" hai
DiL mai Chupa
kar dekho,
Tumari Aankhon se na nikle tho kehna..
1 Lafz
"JUDAI" hai
ese seh kr tho dekho,
Tum Toot K Bikhar na jao tho kehena.
Aur sirf
1 Lafz
"ALLAH" hai ussay pukar kar tho dikho, sub kuch pa na lo tho kehna..

Kiya Aap ne kabi VCR ki tracking ki hai?
.
Kabi TV k chanel gol button se ghuma k change kiye hain?
.
kabi cassete ki reel ko pencil se ghuma k ander kiya hai?
.
kabi dial waley set se phone kiya hai?
.
Hasan Jahngir ka Hawa Hawa gaya hai?
.
10 Rs. rent per geet mala dekha hai?
.
Kabhi walkman laga k ghoomne gaye?
.
7 ki pepsi, 1 ka paan, char aney ki chhalia or athanni ka naan khaya?
8pm pr Guest House drama dekha ha?
Ksi ki shadi me suzuki bhr k gaye hen?
Aur shadi mein orange plastic ki kursi pr bethy ho?
Agr ye sb sahi ha To
Man lo ustaad k aap buddhay hogaye ho :p :)

!!!...Ye to ik Zid hai k main Shikayat na karun,
(wasi)
Warna tum sy tu wo shikwey hain .....k bas choro.....!!!