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Biwi: suniye jee ye girl friend our biwi main kitna farq hota hai?
Shohar: yahi koi 30 ya 35 kilo ka.
ha ha ha ha ha ha

Keh Do Use Judayi Aziz Hai To Rooth Jaye..., Woh Jee Sakta Hai To Ham bhi Mar Nahi jayenge..

2 moqe p insan apne dost ko bhi bhool jata hai,
1: pyari si girl friend mill jaye,
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ya aaloo ki biryani main achanak boti mill jaye..

Jee chahta hai un se pyari si baat ho,
Haseen chand taray hon, lambi si raat ho,
Phir raat bhar yehi guftagu rakhen hum dono,
Tum meri zindagi ho, tum meri kainat ho

Kaun khehta hai dil sirf lafzon se dukhaya jaata hai..

Teri khamoshi bhi ankhien nam kar jaati hai!

Hasrat hai tujhe saamne baiThe kabhi dekhuN
hasrat hai tujhe saamne baiThe kabhi dekhuN
main tujh se muKhaatib huN tera haal bhi pochhon
dil men hai mulaaqaat ki Khuwahish ki dabi aag
mehndii lage haathon ko chupaa kar kahaN rakhun
jis naam se tune mujhe bachpan se pukaaraa
ik umr guzarne pe bhi wo naam na bhuluN
tu ashk hi ban ke meri aaNkhon men samaa jaa
main aainaa dekhuN to tera aks bhi dekhuN
pochhuN kabhi Gunchon se sitaaron se hawaa se
tujh se hi magar aa ke tera naam na pochhu
Ayy meri tamannaa ke sitaare tu kahaN hai
tu aaye to ye jism shab-e-Gam ko na saunpun.

jo beeti hai use dhurane main kuch waqat lage ga.
es ghum ko ek yaad bnane main kuch waqat lage ga.
nind to ane ko thi per dil pachle qase le batha.
ub khud ko be waqat sulane main kuch waqat lage ga.
us ka sath ub tanhai ko kerta hai or zeyda.
per yeh baat samjhane main kuch waqat lage ga.
akhar humein bhi loot ker ek din gahar jana hai.
layken itni door se ane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.
itni jaldi kua hai ?sagar? tum ko wapais jane ki.
kaam yeh dunya k nabtane main kuch waqat tu lage ga.

Koi Gila Nahi hai Mujhay Tumhary Na Yaad Kernay Say , .-._.-._ 'dost' Ujrray Huwey Chaman Ko to Parindy Bhi Chor Jatay hain ..!!