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Pathan: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hain
Pathan: Wo jis ki mochen hain
Frnd: Mochen to sub ki hain
Pathan: Wo jis k sufaid kapre hn
Frnd: Wo to sb k hi hn
Pathan ne gusse me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya he wo hmara dushman hy:-)

Seediyan unke liye bani hain jinhe chatt per jana hai...

Aasman par ho jinki nazar,unhe to rasta khud banana hai...

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

Woh Hamesha Kehti Hai...
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Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Tum Mujhe Apnalo
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Main Tumhen Dunya Ka Har Sukh Doongi
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Tum Apne Dil Se Poocho..
Kisi Ki Na Suno
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Main Tumhara Har Qadam Par Sath Nibhaungi
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Zindgi Ko Haseen Aur Purkef Bana Doongi
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Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Warna..
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Jab Kuch Baqi Na Raha Tou Pachtao Ge.
SIRF TUMHARI "NAMAZ"

Jahaan dal dal par sone ki.
Chidiya karti hai basera.
Woh PAKISTAN Desh hai mera.
Woh PAKISTAN desh hai mera.

Ae vatan ae vatan humko teri kasam.
Teri rahon pe jaan hum luta jaayenge.
Phool kya cheez ha tere kadmon pe hum.
Bhent apne saron ki chadha jaayenge.

"Happy Independence Day"

Wo konsa waqt hai jab bap betay ko, beta bap ko
maa beti ko, beti maa ko
bhai bhai ko
dost dost ko
nahi pehchanay ga
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Aftari Ka Time... ;->

Marhaba MarhAba Phir Aamd-E-RamzAn Hai

KhiL Uthey Murjhaey DiL Taza Hua Emaan Hai

Hum GunAhgarOn Pe Yeh Kitna Bara Ehsaan Hai

Ya ALLAH Tu Ne Atta Phir Kar Diya Ramzan Hai

Dosto kAr Lo GunahOn sE Subhi Taoba K Ab

Par Gaey Dukh Pe Taaley Qaid Har Shetan Hai

Do Jahan Ki Nematein MiLti Hain RozedaAr Ko

Jo Nahi Rakhta RoZa Woh Bara NadaAn Hai

Ya Elahi To MadeenEy Main Kabhi RamzAn Dikha

MudatOn sE DiL Mein Yeh Hum Sub Ka Armaan Hai...
Jazak ALLAH

Tanhai jab muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kya shikayat apne aur begaane se...
Hum mitt gaye Jinki chaahat mein Faraz,
Woh baaz nahi aate humein aazmaane se

Eid Mubarak oh sory Happy Valentine Shit Happy Birthday Aah Good Night No I wanted 2 say best woshes in ur WEDDING 000ppss!!!!!!No NO No Yar roza lag raha hai aj !!!