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Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Birthday wishes are a reminder that people may not be around but they always remember persons who hold a special place in their heart forever.

Happy Birthday!

Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

~ Groucho Marx

Good Day!

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Lord Tennyson

A very happy New Year!

If I'm weird around you, that means I'm comfortable with you.

Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.

Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?