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Sms / Santa Banta
Sadaf Faiz
Santa Goes For Movie
Santa Singh was seen going to the same movie everyday for a week. So Banta asked him one day: Arre ..yaar, kyon itni acchi lagi kya, ki roz har show ke liye aa rahe ho?. Santa replied with a bit of embarassment on his face: ..heh ..heh ...Ek scene hai - jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi ek saali train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi - .. heh .. heh
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Apr 30, 2015 at 02:04
Category: santa-banta
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Bushra Shah
A True Friend Is Not Like The Rain Which Pours & Goes Away. ...
A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
Category: Friendship
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Asfand Yar
Santa Goes To A Petrol Pump Sees A Board, "don't Use Mobile ...
Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."
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Oct 29, 2014 at 03:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning
Usaman Khan
Life Is Not Rehearsal. Each Day Is A New Show, No Repeat And No Rewind. So Give Your Best Shot In All Your Acts, As The Show Goes On And On...
Life is not rehearsal. Each day is a new show, no repeat and no rewind. So give your best shot in all your acts, as the show goes on and on...
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 22:10
Category: Good-Morning
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Arsalan Ahmed
A True Friend Is Not Like The Rain Which Pours And Goes Away...
A true friend is not like the rain which pours and goes away. A true friend is like air... sometimes silent but always around you!
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Oct 11, 2014 at 05:10
Category: friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Mehwish Jatt
A Leaf Which Falls From A Tree Goes Wherever Wind Takes It. ...
A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 01:10
Category: Wise-Words
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Maleeha Bukhari
Your Face Is Like A Cloud. Once It Goes Away, My Day Gets A ...
Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Insults
News / Science Technology
Ijunoon
Goes Khalaai Machine Main Dobara Takniki Kharabi
زمین پر کشش ثقل ناپنے کے لیے خلاء میں بھیجے والے یورپی مصنوعی سیارہ گوس دوسری بار کمپیوٹر سے متعلق تکنیکی خرابی کا شکار ہوگیا ہے۔
اس خرابی کی وجہ سے یہ مصنوعی سیارہ زمین پر سائنسی ڈیٹا بھیجنے میں ن...
مزید پڑھیں
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Aug 24, 2010 at 06:08
Category: science-technology
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
When A Boy Goes On A Date
When A Boy Goes On A Date,
He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky.
But A Girl Already Knows... =P
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
Pogo He Bujhaye Yeh Piyaas... ;->
He Wonders If He Is Going To Get Lucky.
But A Girl Already Knows... =P
Seedhi Baat No Bakwas..
Pogo He Bujhaye Yeh Piyaas... ;->
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Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny
Tags: Boy
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Friendship
Ijunoon
Time Goes So Fast
Time goes so fast,
life asks so much.
No wonder friends get out of touch,
But in hearts, deep true unseen friendship stays
forever and ever and ever.
life asks so much.
No wonder friends get out of touch,
But in hearts, deep true unseen friendship stays
forever and ever and ever.
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Nov 16, 2007 at 02:11
Category: friendship
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Santa Goes To Buy A Underwear
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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Apr 19, 2007 at 07:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
A Lady Goes To Repair Umbrella....
a lady goes to repar umbrella, she said repair it, KHAN SAAB say ooper ka kapra hatey ga phir DANDA lagey ga, Lady says KUCH BHI KARO PAR ANDAR PAANI NAHIN AANA CHAHIYEE...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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