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aik larka apni behan kay saath jaa raha hootaa hay, uss koo larkay chairtay hain "" kyun bhai apni mashooq kay saath jaa rahay hoo"", larkay nay ghusay say jawab dia "" mashooq hoo gee tumhari, meri too behan hay"".

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koyi aisi baat agar hui keh tumahray jee ko buri lagee
tou bayan say pehlay he bhoolna tumhein yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

kabhi hum mein tum mein bhi chah thi kabhi hum say tum say bhi raah thi
kabhi hum bhi tum bhi thay aashna tumhein yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

suno zikar hai kayi saal ka keh kya aik aap nay wada tha
so nibaahane ka tou zikar kya tumhey yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

kaha mein nay baat woh kothey ki merae dil say saaf utar gayi
tou kaha keh janay murree bulaa tumhein yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

woh bigarna wasal ki raat ka woh nah maanna kisi baat ka

woh nahi nahi ki har aan ada tumhey yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

jisay aap ginte thay aashna jisay aap kehtay thay bawafa
mein wohi hon momin mubtala tumhee yaad ho keh nah yaad ho

teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.

Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,

tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,

tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.

meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,

mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi batein dohrao gee,

or main dour khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,

or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,

or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen dour chali jao gee,
us din mein phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,

kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

aik sardargee film dakhnay cenma gay film key doran dekha key aik sceen main latki apnay kaptray ahista ahista utar rahi hay
jab wo saray kapray utar chuknay wali hoti hay kay achanik aik train samnay say guzar jati hay train kay guzrnay key baad sardargee dakhtain hain key larki kapray badal chuki hooti hay
sardargee yahi sceen dakhnay daily aatain hain aik din gatekeeper poochata hay is film main aisa kon sa sceen hay jo aap rose dekhatain hain sardargee bolay key shaid kabi train late ho jay.

aik dafa 3 sardar America gae wahan Newyork mein aik 70 manzala building key aakhari floor par thehrey. thodi der key baad Kartar Singh kuch khareedney neechey gia aur kafee der wapas na aaya to baqi 2 sardaroon ney neechey dekha to Kartar Singh neechey khada nazar aaya.Aik sikh nein chilla kar kaha ""Kartarey utte aa ja ""doosarey sikh ney kaha"" holi bolo sardar gi ,aeh Amrica aey apna Amartasar naheen"" abb pehley sikh ney doorbeen aankhoon par laga kar kartar singh ko qareeb se dekha
to aahista se (sargoshi mein) kaha
""Kartarey utte aa ja ""

once sardar gee was busy in his office of 20 floors a man came runing and told santa singh your daughter preeto died in an accident sardargee jumped from the window in the shock when he reached at 15 floor he remembered that he has no daughter naming preeto when he reached 10 floor he remembered that he is not married when he was about to touch the ground he remembered he is not santa singh

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

sardar g in crore pati amitab:what is th colour of ur wife underwear first night?A.pink, B.green,C.yellow,D.BLACK SARDAR G IN TENTION... CAN I PHONE A FRIEND.
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