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Some Fun with Punjabianz

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

English Man : - Humare America mein War ho gaya hai
Mohit: - Humare India mein to roz hi war hota hai
English Man : - wo kaise?
Mohit : - Somwar, Mangalwar, Budhwar.....!!!

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!

Khuda ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
Confusion ka moment aaya hoga,
kabhi Monkey to kabhi Donkey banana chaha hoga,
End mein dono ka mixture passand aaya hoga!!!

True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!

The Golden words are Don--t cry in Love
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

Nazar jhuki to paimane bane,
Dil toote to maikhane bane,
kuch na kuch to zaroor hai aap mein,
yunhi nahi hum aapke dewaane bane!!!

What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....Apni Yaari!!!

Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
ha ha ha ha!!!!

Science has proved that Sugar melts in water,
So please don--t walk in rain,
otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U

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Sardar2: Birla Cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyun Ke Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


One Sardar Love With A Nurse.
He Writes Love Letter!
He Writes: I Love You Sister.


A Sardar Went To A Bank To Open An Account.
After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Islamabad For
Filling Up. You Know Why?
Form Said Fill Up In CAPITAL.

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...