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An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

foot baal ke doo khilari baatein kar rahay thay aik bola. mai ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay poooray doo ghantay baad wapas i. “ dosra bola : yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mein ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay woh doo din baad wapas i aur is ke sath aik parchi bhi thi. jis par likha tha kay yeh foot baal aindah chaand par nah aaye .

Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep. Sardar: O bhai, kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.