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ek faqeer bheek mang raha hota hay ek gher kay samnay say guzerta hay to waha per bucha betha hota hay woh kheta hay ke ek rupea de de bucha .bucha kheta hay baba maaf karo .woh kheta hay acha panee hee dede woh kheta hay dafa hojao may tumharay lyee under panee leney jao ? woh uglay din ata hay to bucha us ko peqedleta hay kay baba sherbet pyo gay .woh kheta hay han .woh us ko teen glass panee plata hay .faqeer kheta hay k tum nay mujhay us din panee bhee nahee playa ajj sherbet pla rahay ho kya baat hay? woh kheta hay ajj sherbet may chooa geer gya tha is lye tumhay playa..hay ...faqeer ghusay may pyala tod deta hay bucha rota hay k mera kuta kis may doodh pyee ga...........

aik dafa faqeer aadmi say kehta hai kuch khanay ko de do jawab mila kal ka khana khao gay faqeer ne kaha haan kiyuon nahin aadmi ney kaha to phir kal ana
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye

ek din vataayo faqeer ne dekha ke us ke ghar ke samne koi bacha both ker rha he,
tuo vataayo faqeer ne kha kis ke bate ho, us ne kha allah ka, vataayo faqeer ne us ke kaan ko paker ke masjid ke darvaaze pe bhithaake bola ab apne baab ke ghar ko khraab karo, doosroon ke gharoon ko kyoon khraab karte ho.HAAAAA

policeman: tum ne faqeer ko q mara?
aadmi: me ne iss ko bar bar bola k mein aisa waisa aadmin nahee hoon lekin phir bhi ye baar baar bolta hai
" Aik baar de de baba, phir nahee aonga "

1 Faqeer sada lga rha ta k 2 din sye boka ho koi to madad kar dye?

1 sardar aya our bola 50 RS ki cheng hai?

(Faqeer) bola han hai.
(SARDAR) to on paiso sye kah lona

1 faqeer 1 ghar ke kareeb say guzarta hay or awaz deta hay bibi kisi bhooke kay liay khana hay? andar say awaz aati hay hay to sayhi laykin wo bhooka abhi kaam say nahi aia

Hik Dafo Vatayofaqeer ShadiTaVayo, Vatayo khay Purana Kapra Patul Hujan, vatayo khay mahin chayo ta faqeer, bahir vageen bhi tokhe jeka mani bachi ta milandi, vatyo dihtho ta jinh khay sutha kapra patil aahin unhin khay dhadhi azat saan andar vathi paya vagan, vatayo cha kayo jo,karay ta navaan kapra vathi aayo, ho jain hi shadi ta pohto ta sabhin faqeer khay chayo shaab acho acho.... vatayo dhitho ta maan phareen purin kaprin main aayo hus ta sabhin chayo faqeer bashyo ta milado.... vatayo faqeer ji agyaan taam achi vaya vatayo cha kayo jo sabh mani khani kaprin ta haare chadi, sabh heraan dhi vaya, mahin puchyo shaab ihyo cha tha kayo, faqeer chayo ta baba maan purin kaprin main aayo hus ta munhji kehn ba azat na kay, jadhan maan navaan kapra paye aayo aahyaan ta sabh shaab shaab payaa chavin, ain munhje agyaan mani ja taam achi vayaa.... hi azat munhji na kaprin ji aahe tenh kare jenh ji azat aahe un khe maani payo khaarayaan..........HAAAA HAAAAA

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

Hik Dafo Vatayo Faqeer Bukh Main Vetho Ho. So hin Soch yo ta cho na Ghoth khaan bahir vagain kithe pait guzar kagay. vatayo ghothaan nikto vagain hik van (tree) ta vagain vethoo. thori dair khaan po cha dasay jo hik vadeero un van (tree) je hethaan kheraat joon degoon payo pachray. jadhan degoon pachi vayoon tadhan vadere chayo baba sabh gareeban khe mani day. thori dair thi vatayo bukh main mare payo, par vatayo ta van (tree) jay mathaan vetho ho un kare un khe kair mani na payo day. thori dair guzri vatayo dhitho ta aakhri daig bachi aahe. vatae cha kayo jo vadere khe chayaain ta vadera maan ba vetho aahyaan. faqeer khe ba mani mali. jadhan vatayo ghot pohto ta ghot varan chaus ta vataya toon jo vayo huain bukh main poooo. vatay chayo Baba allah day tho par khangan khurkan khaan sava na...........HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA.

aik aurat jhagre ke doran apne shohar ko kahti hai keh main yeh halwa kisi faqeer ko de doon gi likin tum ko naheen doon gi . thori der baad bahir se aawaz aati hai keh: begam sahiba faqeer khara rahe keh chala jay......