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It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

I remember one nite at an awards banquet for Little League Baseball, I was standing near the bar engaging in idle chit-chat with another parent. Having worn a flattop since my Navy days, naturally I had a disdain for long haired boys. I said, ""And look at that thing over there. How in the world can anyone tell if it--s a boy or a girl ?""

The other parent said, ""Well, since that --thing-- is my son, I can assure you that --it-- is indeed a boy.""

Naturally, I was embarrassed as hell, and quickly replied ""Oh, I--m so sorry, I didn--t know you were the boy--s Father.""

""Actually, I--m his Mother."" she said as she walked away.

aik gher main aik room hota hai,aur sari family uss main he soti hai, unn ki aik beti ka naam hota hai bholi,, aik raat uss ke ma aur baap kehtey hain aik dossrey ke aaj raat ko ho jaye,, tou uss ki maa ko bhool jata hai,us ka husband wait kerta he rehta hai, uss ko thori thori neend ajati hai,, aur uss ki beti raat ko uth ke pani peeney jati hai aur bhool ke apney baap ke bes pe chali jati hai, aur us ka baap shuru hojata hai uss ki saath,, aur woh kehti hai,, baapu main bholi,, tou woh kehta hai,, tey pehley kyon nahi boli

For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn.
The last time he-d finally managed an affair with the innkeeper-s daughter. Looking forward to an exciting few days, he dragged his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short. There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!
""Julie, why didn?t you write when you learned you were pregnant?"" he cried. ""I would have rushed up here, we could have gotten married, and the baby would have my name!""
""Well,"" she said, ""when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin- and talkin- and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer.""

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Family problem
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation. After a while one of them said, -You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.

Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.

Also my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law- Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father-s son, but he was also the son of my wife-s daughter, which made him my wife-s grandson.

That made me the grandfather of my half brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also the grandmother.

This makes my father the brother-in law of my child, whose stepsister is my father-s wife.

I am my stepmother-s brother-in-law, my wife is her own child-s aunt, my son is my father-s nephew and I am my own grandfather and you think you have family problems

Here Is The Answer .......... FAMILY =

(F) ather
(A) nd
(M) other
(I)
(L) ove
(Y) ou

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