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Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

WHY STUDENTS FAIL.

Sundays-52 in a year.
Days left 313,
Summer holidays-75.
Days left 248,
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONE.
Days left 118,
1 hour daily playing means 15 days.
Days left 103,
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.
Days left 73,
1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 58,
Exms days 37 days. Days left 21,
Eid & Govt holidays 20. Day left 1,
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
No study day in whole year.
Then how can a Student pass?

When words fail, Eyes works.

When eyes fail, heart works.

When heart fails...

Tou kya? Samajh Lo Tapak gaya

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Madam kehndi iss class vich 1saal hor lagana hai.
Santa: Pher theek hai, saal bhaaven 2-3 hor lag jaan, Tussi bass fail na hoeen.

college ki galioun mien ajeeb khel hota hai,
classes k bahaney dilon ka mail hota hai,
notes k badlay love sale hota hai,
isi liye tou pappu har saal fail hota hai

STUDY=FAIL

This is a mathematical proof which I acciedently achieved while I was studying i.e preparing to fail ,

Study = Fail

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Proof :

Why I am not studying ?
Because :
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail , Hence Proved!

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING

Don ka intezar to 11 colleges ki larkion ko hai
Per don ka aana mushkil hi nahin namumkin bhi hai,
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Kion k
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Don matric fail hay