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GHAZAL=/
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
Bhook Hi Nhe Lgti Khana Khanay K Baad,
Meray Paas 8 samosay Thay Jo MenaY Kha Liye
Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle
7 Tere Janey k baad,
Neend hee nhe Aati Mujhy sonay k baad,
Nazr kuch nhe aata Aankhaen bnd krny k baad,
Docter sy jo poocha iska elaaj,
Dey kr 4 Tablets, Bole..
Khaa Lyna 2 jagny se phle 2 soujanay k baad.
Kesa laga ye msg parhny k bd.
Ab forward kar lena balance dalwany k bad:-)

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.

Dil Ki Hai Ek
"Condition"
Jis Me Nhi Hr Kisi Ko
"Permission"
Sirf Ap Jaise Lovely Doston Ka Hai
"Admission"
Wo Bi Without any
Commision

=Mere Pehlu Main Bhi Ek Shamma Jala Karti Hai.
:
Jis Ki Lou Se Teri Tasvir Bana Karti Hai.
:
Samne Tere Zuban Band Rehti Hai Mgr.
:
DiL Ki Jo Baat Hai Wo Aankh Adaa Karti Hai.
:
Chup Kiyon Ho Hum Se Koi Baat Karo.
:
Aise Khamoshi Se To Takleef Barha Karti Hai.
:
Shama Jalti Hai To Zamany Ko Pata Chalta Hai.
:
DiL K Jalne Ki Khabar Kis Ko Howa Karti Hai.

Door Reh kr B ek Rishta Nibhate ho tuM" Jaane Q Dil ko Itna trpaty ho tuM" Ye kesa Karishma ha tumhri Dosti ka" Jo hr Saans k saath Yaad aate ho tuM..!

ek Admi Apne Rishte ke Liye Tasveer khichwa Raha Tha,
.
peeche Gadha bhi tasveer main agaya,
.
Admi ne tasveer k peeche likh dia..
..
.
Hum aage wala hy...

Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!

"Jab Fursat Mile tO Ek Baat SOCHNA",
"Guzrey Hain Jo Sang Wo Halaat SOCHNA",
"Khusiyon Se Bharey Har Lamhaat SOCHNA",
"Kahan Hui thi Pehli wo 'Mulaqaat' SOCHNA",
!'
"Main Acha Hoon ya Bura Hoon Ye Baat SOCHNA",
!'
"Kia Kabhi Chora Mene Tumhara Sath..? Ye hr bar SOCHNA",
"Hoongey Bohat Se Dost pr koi mujh jEsi Hai. Ye SOCHNA"

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.