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"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...

Ek Qabar pe likha tha Me kisi ko kya ilzaam doon apni maut ka.. Yaaro.. Is zindagi me to satane wale bhi apne the, Aur.. Dafnane wale bhi apne the

"Faqat EK Tum Mery Hoty mera Sara Jahan Hota" "Meri Jannat Meri dunya mera Yeh Asman hota" "Bhatakta yun na Phirta mein Akele Gham ki dunya main, "Koi Manzil Meri hoti koi Nam-o-Nishan Hota" "Mujhe Ab yaad Aati Hai Teri Chahat bhari Batien ", "Meri Dunya sanwar Jati agr ik Tu Mery sath hota...!!

shayar ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se: . . "Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rhi ho . . . . Masi ki tarha kam karogi bekar me Itra rahi ho

Mein Ek Kaagaz Hoon Jab Dil Chaahe Mujh Pe Apni Kahani Likh Dena...! Jab Ghussa Aaye To Mujh Pe Utaar Lena Or Mujhe Phaar Dena...! Jab Tumhare Aansu Niklen To Mujhe Istemaal Karna Mein Tumhare Aansu Pee Jaaon Ga...! Magar Mujhe Istemaal Karne K Baad Phenk Mat Dena...! Jab Tumhein Sardi Lage To Mujhe Jala Dena...! Mein To Khaak Ho Jaaon Ga...! Magar Wafa Ka Rishta Nibha Jaaon Ga..

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

^Baha K Aansu Usne Mujse Ek Sawal Kia. . Kyun Aakhir Tum Ne Is Qadar Mujse Piyar Kia. . . Kuch Aese Usky Sawal Ne Muje Tarpa Dia. . K Bari Mushkil Se Mene Apne Aansu'on Ko Chupa Dia. . . Usne Apni Qasam De K Kaha k Meri Shadi Me Zarur Ana. . Mene Hans K Us Waqt Haan Me Sar Hila Dia. . . Meri Hansi Ne Usy Kch Aese Tarpa Dia. . Usne Phir Se Rote Hue Mujhse Wohi Sawal Kia. . Usky Aansu Ko Saaf Krte Hue Mene Aakhir Yeh Jawab Dia. . Nahi Karta Me Tum Se Pyar Jao Mene Tumhe Aazad Kia. . Wo shab kese guzri mujh par me kya btaun tum ko yaaro . Mukhtasir kehta hun k us ne mujhy zinda dafnaa he Dia..-~