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What's the difference between pleasure and torture?
Pleasure is thinking of you &
torture is thinking of you too much!

What are the difference between a peso and a friend?
A peso is easy to earn, a friend is hard to find.
A peso loses its value, a friend increases its worth.
I don't have a peso but I have you!

Q: What is difference between watch & wife:?
A: Ek kharaab hoti hai tou band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai tou chaloo ho jaati hai.

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wife-Duty
GF-Pension, Wife- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wife-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wife-Fool,
GF-Tuti-Fruity, Wife-Kismat phuti
GF-Fresh Cake, Wife-Earthquake

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser.

what is difference between girl and bike.
bike first kick and then ride.girl first ride and then kick.

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - Mother Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
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? What--s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour--s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

What is difference between ?DAWAI? and ?DAROO??
Dawai is just like a girlfriend, which has an expiry date.
whereas Daroo is like a wife, jitnee purani ho utna sar charay.




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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

What is difference between ?DAWAI? and ?DAROO??
Dawai is just like a girlfriend, which has an expiry date.
whereas Daroo is like a wife, jitnee purani ho utna sar charay.



Please contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship and ???
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

Once a teacher asked a student : what is the difference between mohabbat and ishq
student said: Teacher mhabbat woh hai jo app apni baiti sai karta hain
teacher:very good
student:aur ishq woh hai jo main app ki baiti sai karta hoon

Once a teacher asked a student : what is the difference between mohabbat and ishq
student said: Teacher mhabbat woh hai jo app apni baiti sai karta hain
teacher:very good
student:aur ishq woh hai jo main app ki baiti sai karta hoon


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son:father can u tell me what is the difference between confident and confidential?
father says --you are my son is confident-- your friend is also my son -it is confidential

There is only one difference between dream and aim. Dream requires Soundless sleep to see?where as Aim Requires Sleepless Efforts to Achieve.