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Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

Cool Msg by a woman-
Dear Mother-in-law,
"Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children,
I'm living with one of yours
&
he needs a lot of improvement" ;)

ek buhat kanjoos admi hota hai woh buhat kanjoos hota hia kasey ko 1 rupay bhi nahi deta to ek.. baar kiya hota hai .. us ka bacha buhat roh rahah hota hia???to woh kanjoos admi poochta hia ka beta q roh rahay ho tum?? woh bacha kah ta hai ka pahlay 1 rupay do.. phir bataonga.. woh kanjoos admi us bachay ko 1 rupay daydeta hai ...phir woh kanjoos kahta hai ka aab beta bataoo ka kioon roh rahay thay .. to woh kahta hai aasey 1 rupay kay liya he roh raha tha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

ek buhat kanjoos admi hota hai woh buhat kanjoos hota hia kasey ko 1 rupay bhi nahi deta to ek.. baar kiya hota hai .. us ka bacha buhat roh rahah hota hia???to woh kanjoos admi poochta hia ka beta q roh rahay ho tum?? woh bacha kah ta hai ka pahlay 1 rupay do.. phir bataonga.. woh kanjoos admi us bachay ko 1 rupay daydeta hai ...phir woh kanjoos kahta hai ka aab beta bataoo ka kioon roh rahay thay .. to woh kahta hai aasey 1 rupay kay liya he roh raha tha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

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ek dafa ek admi doodh waale ke paas dhoodh lene aata aur kehta bhai sahab jo mai ne kal doodh liya tha woh bara khata tha to doodh waala bolta hai haan bhai sahab kal gaaaye (cow)ne ghalti se neembo khaliya tha

banmanus ka bacha apni ma se ma ham itne badsurat kiun hai ma ne kha ke toba karo beta ham to phir bhi bhetar hain us ko dekho jo ye parh raha hai

Charon taraf chand fakerela hai light
Boleto hogeli hai night
Aese main band kardene ka tube light
Aur soneka aik dam tight
Boleto \--GOOD NIGHT



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Ehsaas ab tak hai
Sanson main ik aag aur aankh nam ab tak hai
aur kyu na ho
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Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai meri biwi pahunch gayi.

DIYA MIRZA

Date of Birth 15/10/80

Wight : 49 kgs,

Height: 5`7----

Color: Normal indian

Birth place: Hydrabad

Dream: Bhai banungi to sirf is message parne vale ko...........