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1. BadAir: When you just can-t wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We-re Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.

7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don-t worry. We-ll turn them off.

8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.

9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.

10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.

11. If you think it-s so easy, get your own plane!

12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?

13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.

14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.

15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

16. Bring a bathing suit.

17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.

18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.

19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.

20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to.

aik dafa aik choha jangal man zor zor say shair ki shadi kay moqay per chila raha tha ajj mary bhai ki shadi hai ,aj mary bhai ki shadi hai .dosry janwaron nay pocha yaar chohy pagal ho gay ho tom chohy or woh shair woh tomhara bhai kaisy ho sakta hai .chohy nay masomiyat say kaha yarr shadi say pahly man bhi shair hi tha ......ha ha ha

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Get
me a coffee quickly!""

The voice from the other side responded,""You fool you-ve dialed the
wrong extension! Do you know who you-re talking
to,dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee.

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!""

The man shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
fool?""

""No"", replied the Managing Director.

""Thats Good!"", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

A man is daying of cancer
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom

ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::

A man wanted to kill him self and he went to his farind and said:
how can I kill myself, his friend said Hang yourself.
The next day his friend saw him alife and asked are you still alive?
The man said I handed myself and I was almost to die.

when ever u feel sad n tears come out. dont 4get 2 let me know i m alwayzzzzzz there 4 u bcozzzz........
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i M a TissUe paPer sAles man buy 1 get 1 free ! .......
jaldi kejiye yeh offer mehdood muddat ke liye hai ....... hahaahahah

2 aadami larae karty han. eek aadmi dosre aadmi ko kaheta he ke man aaj tumhare 36 daant tor don ga udhar se eek teesra aadmi guzra to us ne ye baat sun li. to us ne kaha bhahe tum log bhali laro magar is ke tum 36 daant kese toro ge , hoty ho 32 daant han. to us aadmi ne kaha ke mujhe maalom tha tum bheech man zaroor aao ge pahele 4 daant to tumhare toroin ga ......

WHEN A MANE OPENS THE DOOR OF HIS CAR FOR HIS WIFE, YOU CAN BE SURE OF ONE THING :EITHER THE CAR IS NEW OR THE WIFE.

A MAN in western attire went into a bar and asked for 30 martinis in a bucket. What? questioned the bartender, Why would you want so many martinis...