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Do bacchay thay school say wapas aatay huay pehlay nay doosray say kaha "" Har banday ka aik secret hota hay, agar aap us say kaho, -Mujhay sab pata chal gaya - to woh tum ko pesay day ker chup kara dain gay "" baccha bohat khush hota hay.
Ghar jatay hi ammi say kehta hay ""Ammi mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay"" Ammi pareshan ho jatee hain aur us ko 50 rupay day ker kehti hain ""Abba ko na batana "".
Shaam ko abaa aatay hain to woh abba say bhi yahee kehta hay abba us ko 100 rupay day ker kehtay hain "" Ammi ko na batana "" is ko to mazay lag jatay hain.
Subah subah doodh wala aata hay baccha kehatay chalo is say bhi keh doon, woh doosh walay say kehta hay "" Mujhay sab pata chal gaya hay, doodh wala sab cheez phaink ker kehat hay "" To aa beta aaj abbu kay galay lag ja "" ;-)

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

Michael: Boss, yeh aadmi tou kuch bol hi nahin raha hai.
Kya karen ?
Ajit: Ise revealing chair mein daal dou.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.

Ay mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal,
es chaman mein ab apna guzara nahin.

baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
ab to kaaton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

jab gulistan ko khoon ki zarorat padi
sab se pehle hamari hee gardan kati,
phir bhi kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman
ye hamara chaman hai tumhara nahin.

aaj aaye ho aur kal chale jaoge
yeh muhabbat ko meri gawara nahin,

umr bhar kaa sahara bano to bano
chaar din kaa sahara sahara nahin

Ay mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal...!

Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Jaha Lehron ki Khmoshi Ho
Jahan Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho
Jahan Jzbon Ki Behoshi Ho
Jahan Ankhon Se Srgoshi Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Ik Nae Aas Laganay Ko
Ik Dil Ki Aag bujhane Ko
Ik Dojay Me Kho Jane Ko
Ik Pal K Naam Ho jane ko
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar SaNam
Jahan Aasan Sari Raahain Hon
Jahan Ik Doojay ki Bahain Hon
Jahan Lab Pe Sard Si Aahain Ho
Jahan pyar Ki kuch Panahein Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us paar Sanam...

Faaslay simat gaye Dua sey kaam chal gaya
Ashk phir nikal parray, phir azab tull gaya

Kisey yakeen aaye ga, kis sey jaa k yeh kahoon
Ik bujhey chiraagh sey mera haath jal gaya

Abhi to meri aankh mein, neend bhi hai khawab bhi
Sochta hun phir kabhi tu agar Badal gaya

Ik udas raah sey, Nadi k zard pairr sey
Tera poochta raha, or chaand Dhal gaya

Tujhey bhi aik shakhs k faraib raas aa gaye
kisi ki jhooti batton sey mein bhi kuch behal gaya...!

Wo Udas Dhoop Samait Kar Kahin Wadion Mein Chal Dia
mere dil tu na day sada jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya

Yeh safar kitna taveel hai, yahan waqt kitna qaleel hai
Kahan laut kr koi aye ga,jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya

Wo wafain thein jafain thein, Yeh na soch kis ki khaatain thein
jo tera hai ussay galay laga, jo guzar gaya so guzar gaya

Yeh dunia aik faraib hai, yahan koi kisi ka apna nahi
Yeh ujaar mehlon ki sun sada, Jo Guzar Gaya so guzar gaya

Mujhay aur kahin le chal sanwal

Jahan shaher hoon sare wairane
Jahan loog sabhi hoon baigane
Jahan sab k sab hoon dewane
Jahan koi humain na pehchane

Mujhay aur kahin le chal sanwal

Jahan nafrat dil mein bus na sake
Jahan koi kissi ko duus na sake
Jahan koi kissi pe hans na sake
Jahan koi bhi gunjal kass na sake

Mujhay aur kahin le chal sanwal

Jahan dard kissi ko raas na ho
Jahan koi bhi uddas na ho
Jahan zulmat ki boo baass na ho
Jahan tu bhi ziada pass na ho

Mujhay aur kahin le chal sanwal