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Whatsapp Messages / Bumper Stickers
Amna Omar
How's My Driving? Call 1 800 Eat S#%7
How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S#%7
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Nov 26, 2014 at 04:11
Category: Bumper-Stickers
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Sms / Miss You
Abid Aqeel
Call It Takdeer
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you?
Aftab khan
When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer..
When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life ..
U call it takdeer. Miss you?
Aftab khan
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Nov 25, 2014 at 13:11
Category: miss-you
Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Obaid Kayani
Banta: What Do You Call A Calf After It`s Six Months Old?
Banta: What do you call a calf after it`s six months old?
Santa: Seven months old.
Santa: Seven months old.
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Nov 21, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Funny
Poetry / Love
Abdul Rehman Rehman
Last Call
Kal hamesha ki tarha uss ney kaha ye fone par
Mein buhut masroof hoon mujh ko buhut sey kaam hain
Iss liye tum aao milney mein tou aa sakti nahi
Har riwayat torh kar iss baar mein ney keh diya
Tum jo ho masroof mein bhi buhut masroof hoon
Tum jo ho mashoor tou mein bhi buhut maroof hoo
Tum agar ghamgeen ho mein bhi buhut ranjoor hoo
Tum thakan sey choor tou mein bhi thakan sey choor hoon
Jan-e-mann hai waqt mera bhi buhut hi qeemti
Kuch puraney dostoon ney milney aana hai abhi
Mein bhi ab farigh nahi mujh ko bhi lakhon kaam hain
Warna kehney ko tou sab lamhey tumharey naam hain
Meri aankhein bhi buhut bojhal hain sona hai mujhey
Rat'jagon key baad ab neendon mein khona hai mujhey
Mein lahoo apni anaoo ka baha sakta nahi
Tum nahi aati tou milney mein bhi aa sakta nahi
Uss ko ye keh kar wasi mein ney reciever rakh diya
Aur phir apni ana key paaon peh sar rakh diya.
Wasi Shah
Mein buhut masroof hoon mujh ko buhut sey kaam hain
Iss liye tum aao milney mein tou aa sakti nahi
Har riwayat torh kar iss baar mein ney keh diya
Tum jo ho masroof mein bhi buhut masroof hoon
Tum jo ho mashoor tou mein bhi buhut maroof hoo
Tum agar ghamgeen ho mein bhi buhut ranjoor hoo
Tum thakan sey choor tou mein bhi thakan sey choor hoon
Jan-e-mann hai waqt mera bhi buhut hi qeemti
Kuch puraney dostoon ney milney aana hai abhi
Mein bhi ab farigh nahi mujh ko bhi lakhon kaam hain
Warna kehney ko tou sab lamhey tumharey naam hain
Meri aankhein bhi buhut bojhal hain sona hai mujhey
Rat'jagon key baad ab neendon mein khona hai mujhey
Mein lahoo apni anaoo ka baha sakta nahi
Tum nahi aati tou milney mein bhi aa sakta nahi
Uss ko ye keh kar wasi mein ney reciever rakh diya
Aur phir apni ana key paaon peh sar rakh diya.
Wasi Shah
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Nov 20, 2014 at 07:11
Category: love
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Ali Bukhari
Love Is Like A Missed Call, It Stops The Moment You Try To Take The Call.
Love is like a Missed Call, it stops the moment you try to take the call.
But Friendship is like an SMS because it comes and stays in our Inbox until we delete it!
But Friendship is like an SMS because it comes and stays in our Inbox until we delete it!
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Nov 02, 2014 at 03:11
Category: Friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Andaleeb Siddiqui
Santa: Sorry, I Missed Your Call.
Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.
Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.
Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!
Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.
Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!
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Oct 26, 2014 at 10:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Friendship
Mohammad Afzal
Wife Is 'received Call'
Wife is 'Received call'
Girl is 'Dialed call'
Aunty is 'Missd call'
Lover is 'Waiting call'
But friendship is FEVICOL.
Yeh Hai Majboot Jhod!
Girl is 'Dialed call'
Aunty is 'Missd call'
Lover is 'Waiting call'
But friendship is FEVICOL.
Yeh Hai Majboot Jhod!
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Oct 18, 2014 at 03:10
Category: Friendship
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Pinky Queen
Santa At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art?
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 19:10
Category: SantaBanta
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