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Khan saab Carry Lougar bill

Aa gya hai

.

Phatan-

Lo G pehle

Bijli,gas,pani ka bill

or ab ye carry lugar bill

Bolo kon se bank mein jama krvana hai

aur DUE date kya hai?

Santa : How much is my mobile bill?
Call center girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know the current bill status.
Santa : Stupid, I do not want to know my current bill. I want to know my Mobile Bill

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of
General Motors.
-If automotive technology had kept pace with
computer technology over the past few decades,-
boasts Gates, -you would now be driving a V-32
instead of a V-8, and it would have a top speed of
10,000 miles per hour,- says Gates.
-Or, you could have an economy car that weighs 30
pounds and gets a thousand miles to a gallon of
gas. In either case, the sticker price of a new
car would be less than $50,- he continues.
In response to all this goading, the GM chairman
replies, -Yes, but would you really want to drive
a car that crashes four times a day?-

If there is a clock for every person dead or alive in heavens which moves a minute when that person lies.

Where is Bill Clinton-s clock?

With Jesus christ. He is using it as ceiling fan.

Satan greets him: ""Welcome Mr. Gates, we-ve been waiting for you.
This will be your home for all eternity. You-ve been selfish, greedy
and a big liar all your life. Now, since you-ve got me in a good
mood, I-ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which
you-ll be locked up forever. Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire
in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then
takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased
about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a
tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a
table. To Bill-s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without
hesitation, Bill says ""I-ll take this option."" ""Fine,"" says Satan,
allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As
he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer. ""That was Bill Gates!"" cried
Lucifer. ""Why did you give him the best place of all!""

""That-s what everyone thinks"" snickered Satan.
""The bottle has a hole in it!""
""What about the PC?""
""It-s got Windows 95!"" laughed Satan.
""And it-s missing one key,""
""Which one?""
""Enter.""

If Bill Gates marries Madhuri Dixit; these could be the caption in Newspapers:
* Bill goes Dhak-Dhak! * English Babu Desi Mem. * Brain marries Beauty!? * Windows ke peechhe kya hai? Windows ke peechhe....!? Ooo Windows mein Bill hai mera... * The next version of Windows will be Windows MD. * Microsoft Mouse V/S Madhuri - the cat. * Relax guys! they--ll only go for a virtual honeymoon. * Bill to count his millions & billions in EK, DO, TEEN.. * Gate for Bill, Windows for M.F.Hussain * Mera Bill ghar aaya O Hussainji, Mera... * Mera bill bhee kitna pagal hai... * Bill Will, Gates Wates... Main kya jaanu re... !

A little boy asked his father, Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? And the father replied, I don--t know son, I--m still paying.

I want u ? To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner?. & to say those sweet three words to U?. ?Pay The Bill?

Aftab khan

I want u ?
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner?. &
to say those sweet three words to U?.
?Pay The Bill?

I want u ?
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner?. &
to say those sweet three words to U?.
?Pay The Bill?