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Love is like a plant. It takes time to grow but when you stop caring for it, it slowly dies.

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can't laugh at yourself, call me - I'll laugh at you!

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.

Pappu: Wash an elephant!

Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom.

Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"

Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!

Time management is life management. So guard your time with great care.

You don't have a valentine on Valentines' day? It's no big deal.

Some people don't have a mother on Mother's day or a father
on Father's day. So better shut the f**k up!

And anyways, happy Valentines' day!

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweet n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

I might look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times.

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.

Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.

Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!