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ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

a man was walking in a park when he was suddenly attacked by a criminal. he fought bravely for along time. the criminal finally grabbed the man-s purse ther was no money in it.
""tell me.""said the criminal.""why did you fight so hard if you had no money in your purse?""
"" i thought you were after the money in my shoe,""said teh man.

one day one person going for buy some meal . he doesn't know cooking.so one person give some list to cooking meat.so he loss his meal . one man tell him your meal know lost. he tell him that he have the list of cooking

A man is walking on the road carrying two babies in his arms when an old lady stops him and says
-HEY, ARE THESE CUTE BABIES YOURS?-
the man replies.......
-NO, ACTUALLY I AM A SALES MAN IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND THESE ARE TWO COMPLAINTS I AM TALKING BACK-

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks and sits each of them on a stool, he looks up at the bartender and says, ?Could you mind my ducks while I go use the phone?? The bartender is puzzled, but he doesn-t see a problem and agrees to look after the three little ducks.
When the owner of the ducks leaves, the bartender says to the first duck ?What-s your name?? The duck says, --My name is Huey.-- And the bartender, an affable fellow, especially around ducks, says, ?Hello Huey, how has your day been?? ?My day-s been great,? answers the duck, ?I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.?
Satisfied, the bartender moves to the next duck and asks the same questions. The second duck replies, ?My name is Dewey and I-ve had a great day; I-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day.? The bartender says, --That sounds nice.--
With this the bartender moved to the third duck and thinks to himself about the first ducks- responses, then says to the third duck, ?Don-t tell me -- your name-s Louie and you-ve been slipping in and out of puddles all day too.? To which the duck replies, ?No. My name-s Puddles, and I-ve had a shit of a day.?

eik dafa aik moti aurat ki aik patli aurat se takar hoti hai to moti aurat patli aurat se kehti hai ""I AM SORRY!"" aage se patli aurat kehti hai ""PARAN HAT DHAI MAN KI BORI""

eik dafa aik moti aurat ki aik patli aurat se takar hoti hai to moti aurat patli aurat se kehti hai ""I AM SORRY!"" aage se patli aurat kehti hai ""PARAN HAT DHAI MAN KI BORI""