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Jab "RAB" se bat karnay ko dil chahay to "Namaaz"parha karo aur jab aap chahte hon k "RAB"aap se baat kare to "Quraan"parha kar0.

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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).

***AAJ KI BAT***
"Zindagi Me Jo Chaho Hasil Karo, Lekin Khayal Rakhna K Aapki Manzil Ka Raasta Kabhi Logon K Dilon Ko Torta Huwa Na Guzray"

"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Baad,
Thodi Si Khushi Har Bat ke Baad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Baad
Happy Eid day.
.*.*.haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*.

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
Apse dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
Magar aapko bhulna apne bas ke bahir ki baat ho gai!

Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.

Boy says to girl
Main tum ko without touch kiye kiss karoo ga ....
Girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....
Boy says to lag gaee 20 20 rupay ki bat....
Girl says ok....
Boy kissed girl titely....
Girl says tum ne to mujay touch kiya hai .....
Boy say ye lo 20 rupay...

Dosti ko bhulna galat bat hai unhi ka zindagi bhar ka sath hai agar bhul gaye to khali hath hai aur agar sath rahe to zamana kahega WAH KYA BAT HAI

A bat came flying back too his friends with blood all over his mouth. ""What happened?""
asked his friends. The bat told them to follow him. He took them over hills, through a jungal
& after quite some flying he sat on a tree, to say ""You see that tree over there?"" his friends
nodded ""i didnt"" replyed the bat.
from sad joker

KHYAL RAKHYAY GA UN LOGU KA JINHO NY AP KI JEET K RASTAY MAIN APNA BHAT KUCH HAR DIYA OR YAD RAKHYAY GA US ZAAT E PAK KO JIS NY AP K LIYAY AP SEY BARH K SOCHA HY OR AP KI SOCH SEY BARH KR NAWAZA HY