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There waz a man who use do a big bad smelly phart in the morning,and as ussual his wife use 2 say ""that some day everythng will come out""...so one morning his wife woke up earlier and she wnt down in the kitchen to bake roasted chiken ..but the chiken waz all burnt out..so she said wat 2 do ...2 throw it........or?So, after 15mintues there waz a loud phart and suddenly a loud yell frm upstairs of her husband...he came running n yelling and said 2 her wife....""oye! u wre saying rite that ik din sada everything will come out,and it came out.......i wont do the PAAD again"".......PHAAARTTT!!!!!oops sry!!

Mosam, Khushbu Bad-E-Saba Chand Shafaq Or Taron Mein...

Koun Tumhare Jaisa Hai Waqt Mila Tu Soche Gay

Es Dard Kay Bad Koi Dard Dard Nahi Lagta
Kay Shidat-E-Dard Ki Inteha Hoti Hai Mohabbat

Nahin Uthein Wo Ankhein Phir Kisi Pay
Kay Jin Ankhon Mein Fanna Hoti Hai Mohabbat

Umar Bhar Jin Ka Azaala Na Kar Paye
Bas Ek Aesi Hi Khata Hoti Hai Mohabbat

Jo Mil Jaye To Bas Phir Kia Kehna
Warna Ek Musalsal Saza Hoti Hai Mohabbat

Log Mujh Say Har Baar Ye Hi Pochtay Hein
Kay Tum Nay Us Mein Dekha Kia Hay

Mein Har Bar Ye Hi Kehta Hoon
Bewajha Hoti Hai Mohabbat...!

hai aur kya jisay dekhien teray jamaal key bad
tamam umr katti intezar mein apnii
koii bhi dukh na milla phir teray malal key bad
jawaab mil gya mujhey teri khamoshi sey
tumharey lafz kyoun khoye meray sawaal key bad
tumharey meray taaluq pey youn khizaan chaye
kabhi urooj nahi hai jisay zawaal key bad
main teri yaad key chehray ko dhaanp doon lekin
bachay ga kya meri jholi mein es kamaal key bad
wo ab kii baar milla es qadar takaluf sey
k kuch bhii na pooch paya main us sey haal key bad...!