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Sardar : yaar musibat k waqt gadhe ko bhi baap bnana parta hai
Pathan : Yaar bari baat he k teri amma maan jati hai

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Bache nay kaha maa woh kon hai, maa nay kahan beta woh mera baap hai.....hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

ik lady teacher nay apnay student ko kaha k beta tum apnay dady se poochna k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
larka gher aaya aur apnay dady se poochnay laga k dady teacher pooch rahi thin k Qameez main shameez main Bra Bra main kya
to baap nay kaha beta teacher se kehna bachon ( children) ki gaza (food ) baron (big ) ka maza
baap nay bete se kaha k beta tum apni teacher se poochna k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to larka aglay din school gya aur teacher k question ka answer diya aur kaha k teacher mere dady yeh pooch rahay thay k (belt) belt k nichay (pent) pent k nichay (underwere)
underwere k under kya
to teacher nay answer diya k ...................................................................................................................
3 mint ka maza 9 month ki saza
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ek din ek larke ke ammi abbu ki silver jubli thi to us larke ke ammi abbu bade zoro shor se kam kar wa rahe thai to raat ko parti thi beta raat ko ata hai to parti dekhta hai to bada pare shan ho ta hai to wo apni ammi abbu se poochh ta hai ke ye kya ho raha hai to us larke ko us ke ammi abbu jawab dete hai ke aaj hamari silver jubli hai yahni shadi ki 25ween saalgira hai to beta kehta hai ke aap logo ki silver jubli kaise ho gi kyun ke mai hi 28 yaers old hoon

AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHAR KAR SAIB CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY NECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANE KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, SAAT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN.(HA HA HA HA)

Ladka bola: kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga

aik bacha bohot galia nikalta tha ,uss ke maa baap pereshaan the,aik dafa usss ke baab aur maa ke dost araahay the,toh uske baap ne bachay ko train la di ,taaaa keee woh train se khelta rahay aur galian(abuses) na nikalay.mehmaan aye toh bacha train se khel raha tha ,aik daaaamm se bachay ne bola ,ghastooon station aaa gaya hai
utar jaon, dallah area aa gaya hai abb dallah driving school bhi yahan haaiii,uthro,bahir ke kutay loog andar aaa jaien

MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light
bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?

CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.