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Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL GOES TO SKION DOC & ASKS: MAIN NAHANE SE PEHLE KIYA LAGAAON??

DOC REPLY: BATHROOM KI KUNDY.....

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


Aftab khan

Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others .
Girl :laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others

if A fat girl is waiting for a bus then what u will call her in one word (MOTIVATING).

GIRL--S ATTITUDE-Wen boy dont luk at her,She saysKUTTA kahi ka,Dekh nahi sakta ?But Wen boy luks at her,She saysDekh kaise KUTTO ki tarah dekh raha hai !!!

Girl-nahi aaj nahi dalwaungi. Boy-kyo? Girl-tum to raat me dal ke so gaye magar mai sari raat masalati rahi,pani bhi nikalata raha.Mujhe lagata hai ki ye EYE dropS sahi nahi hai.

A girl used to come to class late frequently.
Teacher asked the reason.
Girl said: A boy chases me everyday.
Teacher: Dont look at him. Just put your head down and walk quickly.
Girl: Sir, If I walk quickly, he walks slowly.

He he he he he he

1st friend,yaar maray gai,2nd friend yaar kya huwa,yaar ye jo samne se 2 ladies aa rahe hain na un me se 1 meri wife hai,and 1 meri girl friend,2nd friend,yaar me bhe yehe kehne wala tha!