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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

BEST SMS OF THE YEAR : -
A mother makes her son
""GENTLE"" in 20 years,
but a girl makes him
""MENTAL"" in 2 seconds...!!
THATS GIRL POWER!!!!!!! !

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: can kids of our age have kids?

Teacher replied NO Never!

boy said to girl :see i told you to not to worry‌.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

Once a times a sardarji invite his girlfriend and said ""Dear come tonight no one will be in home""
and in the night when she came she found no one was in the home

One day a sardar jee was going with her sister.Some body shouted by the side
oye sardar jee kahan ja rahe ho apni girl friend ke saath! then sardar jee replied oye saale girl friend ho gee teree meree te bhen aa :)

what is the difference b/w a girl and a bike the other said that bike 1st kick and then ride but on girl 1st ride then kick