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Kaise Bataun main tumhe mere liye tum koun ho.. Kaise bataun..Kaise bataun main tumhe tum darkeno ka sangeet ho, jeewan ka tum sangeet ho, tum zindagi tum bandagi, tum rooshini, tum tazegi, tum har khushi, tum pyaar ho, tum preet ho manmit ho....Aankoon mein tum, yadoo mein tum, sansoo mein tum, ahoo mein tum, neendo mein tum, khwabo mein tum, tum ho meri har baat main, tum ho meri din rath mein,Tum subaah mein, tum shaam mein, tum soch mein tum kaam mein, Mere liye paanah bhi tum, mere liye koonah bhi tum..mere liye haasna bhi tum, mere liye rona bhi tum our jagna soona bhi tum....Jaou kahi deeko kahi, tum ho waha tum ho wahi....
Kaise bataun main tumhe tum bin kuch bhi nahin...Kaise bataun mai tumhe mere liye tum koun ho......Yeh joh tumhara roop hai yeh zindagi ki doop ha, tarshan se tarsha hai badan baahti hai jisme ek agen, yeh shokhiyaan, yeh maastiyaan tumko hawaon se mili, zulfe gataon se mili, hoonton mein kaliyaan kilgai aakhon mein chilein milgai, chehre mein simtii chandeni, awaaz mein hai raageni, sheeshe ke jaissa roop hain poloon ke jaissa rang hain, nadion ki jaissi chaal hain, kya husan hai kya haal hai, yeh jeesam ki ranginia jaisse hazaron titliya, bahoon ke yeh gulaiya, ashel mein yeh parchaiya, yeh negeria hain khuwab ki, Kaise bataun main tumhe yeh halet dile betaab ki, Kaise Bataun main tumehe mere liye tum koun ho.. kaise bataun..kaise bataun.............. Kaise bataun main tumhe mere liye tum daahram ho, mere liye Imaan ho, tum hi Ibaadat ho meri,
tum hi to chaahat ho meri, tum hi mera arman ho, taktaho main har paal jaise tumhi woh tasweer ho, tumhi meri takdeer ho, tumhi sitara ho mera, tumhi nazara ho mera, joh dehaan mein ho tum, jaisse mujhe gereh ho tum, purrap meim tum, pashshin mein tum, uktar mein tum, takhil mein tum, sare mere jeewan mein tum, har pal mein tum, har theez mein tum, mere liya rasta bhi tum, mere liye manzil bhi tum, mere liye saager bhi tum, mere liye sahil bhi tum,mein dehkta bas tumko ho, main suchta bas tumko houn, main jantha bas tumko houn,
mai manta bas tumko houn, tumhi meri pehchan ho,kaise batoun main tumhe mere liye tum deewi ho, mere liye bagwaan ho, Kaise Bataun main tumhe... mere liye tum koun ho, kaise bataun...???????

""By Pashtoon Nariwal""

larka

kaash in haseenon k baap mar jayien
bahana ho afsoos ka hum unke kar jaayien

larki

aye zalim aisa soochna bhi tere liye paap hog
tum bhi kabhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga

AIK ADME CALL GIRL SAY SHADI KAR LETA HAI SUHAG RAAT KO ADHE RAAT KAY WAKAT POLICE KEE JEEP GUZARTE HAI SIREN BAJATE HOI TO LARKEE CHEEKH OTHTE HAI KAY BHAGHOO CHAPA PAR GIYA HEHEHEH...

is duniya mein larki bhi ajeeb cheez hai
kuch keh do to moun (face)phulaleti hai
or kuch ker do to pait

Q. What is a girl friend?
A. Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends.
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Gaal pe uskay Ghaza Ho Aur Palkon Pe Maskara Na ho
Darhaqeeqat Chand Ho Masnoee Sayyara na Ho
BAyaha Ho BAwafa Ho Sanwli Ho Khair hai
Chatt Se Kanker Marti Ho Aisi Fankara Na ho
itni Sheereen Bhe Na ho Ki Rusgulla Kehna Paray
Bass Zara Namkeen Ho Lakin Nimakpara na ho

girl:-aaa boy ur paint zeb is open
boy:-u saw my farari car
girl:-no i have seen a small secoty with two pancher taihers
BOOHM BOOHM
AFRIDI

Girl friend is 4 Fun Wife is 4 Son.
gf is 4 sms patner wife is 4 Life patner.
gr is Tutifruti hmmmm & Wife is Kismat Phuti.......

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Boy friend sorry mein tum say shadi nahi karsakta, Ghar walay mana kar rahay hain.

Girl friend ghar mein kon kon hai, Boy friend 1 bewi aur 2 bachay. hahahahah..........

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0321-4020115 From Pakistan

may u c sweetest person in ur dream 2nite,may u saw beautiful person inur dream 2nite...but dont make it a habit,bcoz I AM not free every nite.....

car sales girl to call girl:Aaj meri car nahi biki to mera bajja baj jayega.Call girl:Aaj mera baaja nahi bajaa to meri car bik jayegi

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...if you like reply me sms03217562955

GIRL: CAN I SLEEP WITH MY DAD?
MOLVI; TOBA ISTAGFIRULLAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH MY UNCLE?
MOLVI: NAUZBILAH.
GIRL; CAN I SLEEP WITH YOU?
MOLVI: BISMILLAH.....

God:I can--t be everywhere so i created FRIENDS.
Devil:I too can--t be every where so i created GIRLFRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!
Naeem Jan (Quetta)

Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:I Love u,
Girl:I dnt Love u,
Boy:Think again?
Girl:I told u No no & no,
Boy:Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:-ok Ok Ok .I Love u
,
,
,
DECENT BOY;
03214878552

Bet B/W Boy N Girl
Boy Gave Her Ludo Dice N Said
Agar 1,2,3,4,5 Aaya
To I?ll Kiss U

Girl:
Agar 6 Aya Tou?

Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya?
6 Aya To Dobara Bari





Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

Bhikari : Saab Rs.6 Dedo Coffee Pina Hai
Malik: Kyon 1 Coffee To Rs.3 Ki Hai
Bikhari : Par Saab Sath Mai Gf Bhi Hai
Malik : Bhikari Hokar B GF Banali
Bhikari : Nahi Saab GF Ne Bhikari Bana Diya




Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers, Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughs and says, An Italian girl!!!
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, So, honey, how the trip was?
Very good, thank you.
And, what happened to my present?
Which present? She asked.
The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!<>br Oh, that she said Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl!!!

Aik molvi ki girl friend molvi ko time dey ker nahe aa e.
Kafi intizar ke bad molvi chala jata hay.
Aur speaker ko on ker ke kahta ha....
Hazra....t change nae keeti

A BEAUTIFUL GIRL GOES TO SKION DOC & ASKS: MAIN NAHANE SE PEHLE KIYA LAGAAON??

DOC REPLY: BATHROOM KI KUNDY.....

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!


Aftab khan

Boy: Men dress up to been seen by others .
Girl :laughs and says girls dress down to be seen by others

if A fat girl is waiting for a bus then what u will call her in one word (MOTIVATING).

GIRL--S ATTITUDE-Wen boy dont luk at her,She saysKUTTA kahi ka,Dekh nahi sakta ?But Wen boy luks at her,She saysDekh kaise KUTTO ki tarah dekh raha hai !!!

Girl-nahi aaj nahi dalwaungi. Boy-kyo? Girl-tum to raat me dal ke so gaye magar mai sari raat masalati rahi,pani bhi nikalata raha.Mujhe lagata hai ki ye EYE dropS sahi nahi hai.

A girl used to come to class late frequently.
Teacher asked the reason.
Girl said: A boy chases me everyday.
Teacher: Dont look at him. Just put your head down and walk quickly.
Girl: Sir, If I walk quickly, he walks slowly.

He he he he he he

1st friend,yaar maray gai,2nd friend yaar kya huwa,yaar ye jo samne se 2 ladies aa rahe hain na un me se 1 meri wife hai,and 1 meri girl friend,2nd friend,yaar me bhe yehe kehne wala tha!

what is girl friend?


adition of problemz,

subtraction of money,

multiplication of enemy,

n division of friends