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,Her Aurat ko apni Almari Kholtay howay 2 bohat bari Problmz hoti hein,
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..

Ek Aurat Hazrat Umer (R.A) k pas aai aur kaha k meri tail ki shishi zameen par giri aur zameen ne sara tail pee liya hai,
Aap wapis karwa dein,
Aap (R.A) ne 1 khat likha aur aurat ko usi jaga rakhny ko kaha,
Aurat ne khat rakha to tail ka chashma ubal para Aurat ne shishi bhar li,
Aurat ne khat khola to us me likha tha k"Ay zameen tail wapis kar de warna main teri jaga pe kisi Be-Namazi ko dafan kar dunga".
Be-Namazi k azab se dar kar zameen ne tail wapis kar diya, to unka kya hoga jo jaan boojh kar namazein qaza karte hain?
Kya pata aap ka ye msg kisi ko NAMAZI bana dey.

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

AURAT Ke DIL Mai Sirf Us k SHOHAR K LiYe Hi Jaga Hoti Hay,
Per,
MARD Ka DIL Itna BARA Hota Hay K,
.
Us mai
DOST Ki LOVER
BV Ki SAHELI
BV Ki BABHI
PAROSAN
DHOBAN
KAAM WALI
BHAI Ki SALI
BEHAN Ki NAND
Or
Thori Buhat BV K Liye Bhi Jaga Hoti Hay
SACH MEIN MARD KA DIL BUHOT BARRA HOTA HAY:)

EK LADKA AUR LADKI APNE MHOBAT MEIN EK DOSRE SE WADA(PROMISE)KER TE HAIN KE HUM EK DOSRE KA HAR HAL MEIN SAATH DEN GE EIK DIN LADKE KA ACCIDENT HO JATA HAI AUR LADKA KA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT HJA TA HAI JAB WOH ABNO GIRLFRIEND KE PAAS JATA HAI TU WOH US KO MANA KER DE DI HAIWOH LADKA US KO APNA PROMISE YAAD DILA TA HAI TO WOH KEH TE HAI KE MEIN BHOL GAI LADKA UDDAS HO KER JA RHA HO TA HAI TO DEKHTA HAI KE EIK ADAMI SAMNE SE KHOB ZOR SE HANSTA HOA A RHA HO TA HAI AUR US KO DOONO HAATH(HAND) BHI KATE HOAE HO TE HAIN WOH LADKA KAFI PARESHAN HO KER US ADAMI KO APNI BAAT BATA TA HAI AUR US KO BOTA HAI KE YAAR MERA EIK HAATH(HAND) KAT GYA HAI TI MEIN ITNA PARESHAN AUR AFSORDA HOON AUR TUMHARE DOONO HAATH(HANDS) KATE HOAE HAIN AUR TUM PHIR BHI HANSTE HOAE PHIR RAHE HO TU WOH ADMI KEH TA HAI KE MUSKARA KOON PAAGAL RHA HAI MEIN TU IS LYE MUSKARA RHA HON KE MERE BACK PER BAUHAT KHUJLEE HO RAHI HAI AUR MEIN KHUJA NAHI SAK TA

aik motee aurat aik patlee aurat say takra jatee hai. motee walee aurat kehtee hai: i am sorry. too patlee walee kehtee hai chal paran hat dhai man ki boori. ha ha ha!