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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Samra Ali
A History Teacher & His Wife Were Sitting At A Table. The Wife Asked. 'anything New At Work?'
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
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Oct 11, 2014 at 00:10
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Madiha Sultan
People'll Believe Anything If You Whisper It!
People'll believe anything if you whisper it!
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Oct 10, 2014 at 01:10
Category: interesting
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Whatsapp Messages / Mother`s Day
Sakeena Hussain
My Children May Not Have Everything They Want In Life, But They Have A Beautiful Mom Who Loves Them More Than Anything Else In The World.
My children may not have everything they want in life, but they have a beautiful MOM who loves them more than anything else in the world.
Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful wife!
Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful wife!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 05:10
Category: Mother`s-Day
Whatsapp Messages / Spiritual
Ali Awan Malik
Your Relationship With God Is More Important Than Anything
Your relationship with God is more important than anything;
Because you know for sure, that it's a relationship that will last forever!
Because you know for sure, that it's a relationship that will last forever!
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Oct 08, 2014 at 15:10
Category: spiritual
Sms / Cool
Shahbaz Ishaq
Never Expect Anything In Return
Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!
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May 16, 2011 at 07:05
Category: cool
Sms / Quotes
Before Anything Else
A poet is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.
W. H. Auden
W. H. Auden
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Nov 20, 2010 at 13:11
Category: quotes
Sms / Encouragement
Ijunoon
Dont Expect Anything From Life…
Dont expect anything from life,
expectations hurt.
Wen u dont expect,
every moment is a surprise n
every surprise brings Happiness.
expectations hurt.
Wen u dont expect,
every moment is a surprise n
every surprise brings Happiness.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: encouragement
Sms / Love
Unknown
Is There Anything Else Your Wife Doesn T Use Anymore
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip was horrified to find her husband in bed with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words:
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""
""Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. While I was driving along the highway, I saw this young girl here, looking tired and bedraggled,
So I brought her home and made her a meal from the roast beef you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had only some worn-out sandals on her feet, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you had discarded because they had gone out of style. She was cold, so I gave her the sweater I bought you for your birthday that you never wore because the colors didn-t suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good but too small for you now.
Then, as the young girl was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, ""Is there anything else your wife doesn-t use anymore?""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Wife
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Anything 4 U
Har Khushi ko teri taraf mod du
Tere liye chand taare bhi tod lu
khusiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol du
Bas itna kaafi hai ya tere liye do char jhooth aur bol du!!
Tere liye chand taare bhi tod lu
khusiyon ke darwaze tere liye khol du
Bas itna kaafi hai ya tere liye do char jhooth aur bol du!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Anything
A Gorgeous Girl walks up 2 Profesor--s cabin & says: I--ll do anything 2 Pass d Exam.
Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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Prof: Anything?
Girl: Ya
Prof: ??
Girl : Ya !!
Prof: Then Go & study...!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Dont Expect Anything
In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
Aftab khan
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.
Aftab khan
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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