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Aik dafa aik baccha apni ammi ke saath bazar jata hai os ki ammi jis dokan pe khari hoti hai os ke saamne aik dokan hoti hai jis main bacche ko lolypop nazar aati hai to woh apni ammi se kehta hai ke mujhe lolypop chahie to os ki ammi kehti hain jaa ke le lo or uncle se kehna ammi paise aa ke de jaain gi to woh baccha dokandar ke pas jata hai or kehta hai ke uncle lolypop chahiie.Uncle ko woh baccha bohut pyara lagta hai to uncle ose mofat main lolypop de dete hain or kehte hain beta bas aik PUPPY de jaao to baccha masomiat se kehta hai woh ammi aa ke de jaain gi.
HA HA HA.

mujhko yaqin hai sach kahati thin jo bhi ammi kahati thin
jab mere bachpan ke din the chand mein pariyan rahati thin
ik ye din jab apanon ne bhi hum se rishta tod liya
ik wo din din jab ped ke shakhe,n bojh hamara sahati thin
ik ye din jab lakhon gham aur kal pada hai aansu ka
ik wo din jab ek zara si baat pe nadiyan bahati thin
ik ye din jab sari sadaken ruthi ruthi lagti hain
ik wo din jab ‘ao khelen’ sari galiyan kahati thin
ik ye din jab jagi raten deewaron ko takati hain
ik wo din jab shakhon ke bhi palaken bojhal rahati thin
ik ye din jab zahan mein sari ayyari ke baten hain
ik wo din jab dil mein sari bholi baten rahati thin
ik ye ghar jis ghar mein mera saz-o-saman rehta hai
ik wo ghar jisamen meri budhi nani rahati thin.

Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

ustad student se:tumhare papa kiya kam kar te hain.


student jo ammi kahti hain

aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".

aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".