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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

If feel little
dizzy, lot bored,
little sick, all lost,
little sad and frustrated,
I know whats wrong....
you are Suffering from the lack of...
VITAMIN -""I""

I've written a poem for you
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The president was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a $5.00 bill. President Clinton thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read: Dear GOD, Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those bastards deducted 95%.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, ""Please send me a sister.""
Santa Clause wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother.""

Little Alice was in her 5th grade class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, Alice was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked her about her father.
My father--s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer--s really good, he--ll go home with some guy and
make love with him for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises
and took little Alice aside to ask her, Is that really true about your
father? No, said Alice, he works for the Bush administration, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.

What did the big star say to the little star?
You--re too young to go out at night.

I--ve notice that being with you, I smile a little more often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little brighter, and life is so much sweeter.



Aftab khan

Most truths are so naked that
people feel sorry for them and cover them up,
at least a little bit.


Aftab khan (T@BI)