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Boys Ko tou Allah he Pochy...

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Aik bacha apni mama se poochtaa hai k mama bayya aap ko kahan se mile, tto wo kehtee hain k beta un ko ek farishta
chor k gayaa thaa darwaazay pe. phir bacha kehtaa hai mama.. uss se chotay bhai kaisay aaye.. mama kehti hai k ek din main so k uthee tto wo mere saath letaa huaa thaa.. phir bachaa poochtaa hai k main kaisay aaya . mama kehtii hai k tum ko ek bazurgh mere khawab main aa ker chor gaye thay.. bacha afsoos se kehtaa hai k iss ka matlab hai k -hum main se koi bhi kudratee tareekay se paydaa nahien huaa

there were two friends,one was Phathan and other one was Punjabi.It happened that Punajabi got the Visa of UK.while going to uk he asked the Phathan,Tell me whats ur age,Phathan replied Khocha Mera Umer 25 saal hay.
After 10 years when Punjabai came back to his country,When he meet with Phathan he again asked in talking that,Khocha tumura Age Kia hay,Phathan replied,Yaar mera umer 25 saal hay,Punjabi asked that when i asked to u last time u told me the same(25)Years.Phathan replied Yaara Merd Ka Ek Zuban Hota Hay.

Aik dafa aik aurat apnay boyfreind kay sath kamray mein masroof hoti hai. achanak uska husband bahir darwaze par knock karta hai. wo jaldi se boyfriend ko almari mein chuppa deti hai. jab shohar andar ata hai aur larkay ke jutay dekhta hai tau poochta hai yeh kis key hain, wo kehti hai abhi pichli eid par mere ghar walon ne aap ko gift kia tha. wo maan jata hai. phir wo poochta hai yeh kurta kis ka hai, wo kehti yeh mein ne aap ko dia tha. wo kehta hai chalo theek hai marey liye chai (tea) bana kar lao. wo jab jati hai tou yeh apna coat latkanay ke liya almari kholta hai aur larka usi nangi halat mein khara hota hai. yeh us se poochta hai tum kahan khare ho, wo kehta hai ""BUS STOP par"". yeh kehta hai ye bus stop hai ya mera ghar. wo kehta hai dou batein biwi ki maan leen hain aik meri maan lo

Aik dafa aik aurat apnay boyfreind kay sath kamray mein masroof hoti hai. achanak uska husband bahir darwaze par knock karta hai. wo jaldi se boyfriend ko almari mein chuppa deti hai. jab shohar andar ata hai aur larkay ke jutay dekhta hai tau poochta hai yeh kis key hain, wo kehti hai abhi pichli eid par mere ghar walon ne aap ko gift kia tha. wo maan jata hai. phir wo poochta hai yeh kurta kis ka hai, wo kehti yeh mein ne aap ko dia tha. wo kehta hai chalo theek hai marey liye chai (tea) bana kar lao. wo jab jati hai tou yeh apna coat latkanay ke liya almari kholta hai aur larka usi nangi halat mein khara hota hai. yeh us se poochta hai tum kahan khare ho, wo kehta hai ""BUS STOP par"". yeh kehta hai ye bus stop hai ya mera ghar. wo kehta hai dou batein biwi ki maan leen hain aik meri maan lo