Seddiq Al Khan

Koi pal ho tere sath ka, meri umar bhar ko samait le
mai fanna, baqa, k sabhi safar, usi aik pal mai guzar lun

Koi pal ho tere sath ka, meri umar bhar ko samait le
mai fanna, baqa, k sabhi safar, usi aik pal mai guzar lun

Badalti rut ka ishara dekhte hain
Ab kaise ho ga guzara dekhte hain

Muhabbat ki yeh rasam bhi kitni ajeeb hai
Jaane wale palat kar dobara dekhte hain

Doobne waale doobne se zara pehle
Aik ummeed par kinara dekhte hain

Teri Khudaai se gilah hone lagta hai
Jab duniya men koi be-sahara dekhte hain

Kya muhabbat hamain bhi raas aaye gi
Aao apna apna sitara dekhte hain.

Jee chahta hai un se pyari si baat ho,
Haseen chand taray hon, lambi si raat ho,
Phir raat bhar yehi guftagu rakhen hum dono,
Tum meri zindagi ho, tum meri kainat ho

Yeh aur baat teri gali main na ayen hum,Lekin yeh kya ke tera sheher chorr jayen hum,Muddat huyi hai kuye bataan ki taraf gaye,Awaargi se dil ko kahan tak bachaayen hum,Be’noor ho chuki hai bohat sheher ki fizaa,Tareek raston par kahin kho na jayen hum,Us ke baghair aaj bohat jee udaas hai,Jaalib chalo kahin se usey dhoond ke layen hum.

TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:

Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?

Farmer : Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko...

Farmer : Ghaas...

Anchor: Aur Kaale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....

Anchor: Inhe baandhte kidher ho?

Farmer : Kise Kaale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Safaid ko.....

Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein

Anchor: Aur Kale ko?

Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......

Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?

Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?

Anchor: Kaale ko......

Farmer : Pani se

Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?

Farmer : Use bhi pani se.

Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai toh mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta
hai, "Kaala ya Safaid?"

Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......

Anchor: Aur kala?:

Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......! :P

Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.