Seddiq Al Khan

aik dafa aik larki ka baap uskey boy friend se milta hai aur kehta hai keh tumhari harkatoon ki waja se mari bati paet se hai woh kehta hai kei agar larka hoa to main 5000 don ga aur agar larki hoi to 10000 do ga larki ka baap thori der chonay key baad ketha hay keh agar hamal key baray hamara khial galat nikla to kia tum aik aur moka nain do gay

ek mareez doctor ke pass jata hai or kehta hai ke doctor sahib moje raat ko sone ke bad neened nahee atti.Doctor mareez ko do tablet sone ke bad or do tablet jagne se phle le lena.

aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
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AIK BAR AIK PAENDU KISI KAM SAY SHAER (CITY) JATA HAI WAHAN USS KO BHOOK LAG JATI HAI WOH AIK AADMI SAY POOCHTA HAI KAY BHAI SAHIB YAHAN HOTEL KAHAN HAI WOH AADMI KEHTA HAI KAY SAMNAY HAI SAAMNAY HOTEL AUR ADALAT (COURT) SATH SATH HOTAY HAIN PENDU GALTI SAY ADALAT MEIN CHALA JATA HAI WAHAN JUDGE SAHIB KAHTAY HAIN ORDER! ORDER! ORDER! TOH PENDU KEHTA HAI AIK PLATE DALL AUR 2 ROTIAN.