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Nasir Alam

Student From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 46
Member Since : Apr 13, 2014
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nasir Alam

"your Hair Wants Cutting Badly, Sir", Said A Barber Insinuatingly To Banta.

"Your hair wants cutting badly, Sir", said a barber insinuatingly to Banta.

Banta curtly to Barber, "No, it does not. It wants cutting nicely. You cut it badly last time around"!

· 0 Like · Nov 24, 2014 at 03:11
Category: SantaBanta
 
Whatsapp Messages / Good Day

Nasir Alam

No Matter The Sky Is Black Or Blue, No Matter There's Stars ...

No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wished for u. Gd Nite!

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2014 at 05:11
Category: Good-Day
 
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Whatsapp Messages / Facebook

Nasir Alam

If Facebook Wasn't There... It Would Have Been Really Hard T...

If Facebook wasn't there... it would have been really hard to know if it's cloudy, raining, fog, sunshine, snowfall - somewhere or not!

· 1 Like · Nov 09, 2014 at 22:11
Category: Facebook
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Nasir Alam

A Doctor Implanted A New Ear In A Patient.

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.

Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.

Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

· 0 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 21:10
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Nasir Alam

A Girl Returned Home From A Party And Told Her Mother A Young Man Had Kissed Her. "how Many Times Did He Kiss You?" Asked Her Mother.

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her. "How many times did he kiss you?" asked her mother.

Looking up into his face, the girl replied: Mother, I came to confess, not to boast!

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 10:10
Category: Funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Nasir Alam

Hum Khud Le Len Ge

1 pathan ki nai nai shadi hui.or chand mah baad doston ne use xxx dikha di.us ne bhi ghar ja k wesa hi style lagane ki koshish ki.bivi ko deewar k sath khada kar k 10 foot k fasle se bhag kar aya to us ki bivi dar k mare peeche hat gayi.pathan seedha deewar k sath jaa laga,or aage se kafi nuksan huwa/ghuse main a kar bivi ko us k man bap k han chor aya,larki ne apne walden ko sara qissa sunaya.1 hafte k baad pathan jub bivi ko lene gaya to us k susar ne kaha beta bat ye he .,,...leni he to seedhi tarah le nahin to hum khud le len ge[,..shoaib iqbal].,,.#

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 19:10
Category: marital-woes
 
Wallpapers / Bikes

Nasir Alam

2014 Lotus Motorcycles C 01

Bikes & Motorcycles wallpapers

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 20:10
Uploaded in Nasir Alam 's Photos Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
 
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nasir Alam

Santa: Be Strong.

Santa: Be strong.

Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?

Santa: My WiFi signal.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 04:10
Category: SantaBanta
 
Whatsapp Messages / Pranks

Nasir Alam

Everyone Has An Ugly Friend. If You Don't Have An Ugly Friend, Well, Then...

Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then...

.

..

...

it is really awkward!

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 07:10
Category: Pranks
 
Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth

Nasir Alam

Rajnikanth Once Had A Heart Attack. His Heart Lost.

Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

· 0 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 20:10
Category: Rajinikanth
 
Wallpapers / Animals

Nasir Alam

Herd Of Deer

Animals & Birds wallpapers

· 2 Like · Oct 01, 2014 at 23:10
Uploaded in Nasir Alam 's Photos Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper
 
Sms / Love

Nasir Alam

Teacher Daughter

Teacher: if A=B, B=C then A=C can u tell one more example of this type Student : I love my teacher, teacher loves his daughter, so i love teacher daughter....




· 2 Like · Sep 16, 2014 at 23:09
Category: love
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Nasir Alam

Internet Virus

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

· 2 Like · Sep 07, 2014 at 20:09
Category: uncategorized
 
Gallery / Funny Photos

Nasir Alam

Zakoota

· 0 Like · Jun 23, 2014 at 18:06
Category: funny-photos
 
Baatein / Janu Ji Ki Baatein

Nasir Alam

Sorry Janu

· 0 Like · Jun 11, 2014 at 22:06
Category: janu-ji-ki-baatein
 
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· 0 Like · Apr 13, 2014 at 17:04
 

Nasir Alam

Gender : Male
Country : Pakistan

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Total Updates : 46
Member Since : Apr 13, 2014
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