Minu Malik

Itna hi yaad rakh mujhe
Jaise beetay dinon ki kisi kitab mai
Koi phool rakha ho
Rang urra urra sa ho
Par wo ajnabi na ho

Phool sa kuch qalaam or sahi,
Ik ghazal us kay naam or sahi,
Us ki zulfien bohat ghaneri hain,
Ek shab ka qayam or sahi,
Zindagi kay udaas qissey hain,
Ek larki ka naam or sahi,
Kursiyon ko sunaiye ghazlien,
Qatal ki ek sham or sahi,
kapkapati hai rat seeney me,
zehar ka ek jaam or sahi.

Boy to his Girlfriend : you know what
Aaj mene blackberry liya :)
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Girlfriend : ohh wow mere dad bhi aaj yellow mango laye thay
bada maza aaya kha kar

MORAL : Aur Phansao GOVT College ki Larki

One day a stupid punk called amir malik was writing a stupid joke and his mum called him,
she shouted out ""AMMER"" amir came runnig down straight into the kitchen and picked up a knife and killed himself
because he thaught his mum said ""AA"" MARR"" meaning come and die